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[Mini Adam]

So I was in Matalan this morning, went in to buy myself a cheap sweater.
Anyway, two chavs, I'd say about 17/18 walk in. The conversation between them went as follows:
Chav: Babe come here
Chavette: Yeah what?
Chav: Can you do 10%?
Chavette: What's that?
Chav: These socks are £4 but they've got 10% off, how much is that?
Chavette: I don't know how to do that
Chav: Oh... do you reckon they'll be less than £2?

Made my morning

Edited by Mini Adam, 14 January 2011 - 10:43 AM.

[AndrewUK1990]

haha classic chavness right there, brilliant!

[SPORTPACK]

Pitiful isn't it? I sometimes wonder how some people manage to even dress themselves!!

[Mini Adam]

Considering myself to be a reasonably well educated teenager studying maths at A Level I found it very difficult not to laugh at them

[Ben10Raw]

WHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[minimanjay]

lmao that makes me chuckle

[Shifty]

Don't leave us hanging....

Did they buy the socks???

[Mini Adam]

Don't leave us hanging....

Did they buy the socks???

Of course not, they couldn't work out if they'd be less than £2 or not so put them back Which is probably a good job, otherwise he may have made someone elses morning too if he asked the girl at the till if they'd be less than £2

[SPORTPACK]

Don't leave us hanging....

Did they buy the socks???

Of course not, they couldn't work out if they'd be less than £2 or not so put them back Which is probably a good job, otherwise he may have made someone elses morning too if he asked the girl at the till if they'd be less than £2

Surprised they didn't try and buy one!

[Mini Adam]

Don't leave us hanging....

Did they buy the socks???

Of course not, they couldn't work out if they'd be less than £2 or not so put them back Which is probably a good job, otherwise he may have made someone elses morning too if he asked the girl at the till if they'd be less than £2

Surprised they didn't try and buy one!

Haha, it was a pack of two

[TopCatCustom]

Can I please modify to suit how I normally hear it?

Chav: Babez cm ere
Chavette: Yea blud?
Chav: Cn you do 10 p-sent?
Chavette: what dat an ting?
Chav: Dese sox r foor quid but dey gt 10 p-sent off, ow much idat?
Chavette: Dunno ow 2 do dat (shuffles hands down tracksuit bottoms awkwardly)
Chav: Oh... do you tink deyl b less dan too pand?
Chavette: Raasclaat.

[Mini Adam]

Can I please modify to suit how I normally hear it?

Chav: Babez cm ere
Chavette: Yea blud?
Chav: Cn you do 10 p-sent?
Chavette: what dat an ting?
Chav: Dese sox r foor quid but dey gt 10 p-sent off, ow much idat?
Chavette: Dunno ow 2 do dat (shuffles hands down tracksuit bottoms awkwardly)
Chav: Oh... do you tink deyl b less dan too pand?
Chavette: Raasclaat.

That is almost a more accurate representation

[redhotminilewis]

£4 socks with 10% off, i could get 5 packs for a tenner! where you see these too.......bled?!?

[998dave]

So I was in Matalan this morning, went in to buy myself a cheap sweater.
Anyway, two chavs, I'd say about 17/18 walk in. The conversation between them went as follows:
Chav: Babe come here
Chavette: Yeah what?
Chav: Can you do 10%?
Chavette: What's that?
Chav: These socks are £4 but they've got 10% off, how much is that?
Chavette: I don't know how to do that
Chav: Oh... do you reckon they'll be less than £2?

Made my morning

Clever Chavette: Per sock - yes.

[cooperdan]

Hahhaha...that...is fantastic