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[GT Jimmy]

I really need to go on a diet, but I have far too much on my plate at the moment

[Shooter63]

There you go

Shooter

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[beardylondon]

How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Steven

[GT Jimmy]

RIP to Gino the italian chef, he pasta way

[GT Jimmy]

My wife asked me if I could clear the table, I had to have a bit of a run up but I made it

[Quinlan minor]

A phone engineer, working in the street, asked me "What time is it?"

I replied "Between 8am and 1pm, but much more likely to be half past five!"

 

[Quinlan minor]

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[GT Jimmy]

My friend David lost his ID today, he's now known as Dav

[GT Jimmy]

Big Mac went into a bar and the barman shouts "we don't serve food in here!"

[panky]

Went to the pub last night 'The Fiddle', it was the worst pub I've ever been to

It really was a vile inn.

[GT Jimmy]

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?

An animal that's in a baaaaad moooood

[Shooter63]

This one made me laugh

Shooter

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[bpirie1000]

My wife is leaving me because i am going bald....
It is hair loss...........

[Shooter63]

And another one

Shooter

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[GT Jimmy]

Did you hear about the 2 scallys that stole a calendar, they both got 6 months