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#181 GT Jimmy

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Posted 12 May 2025 - 06:27 PM

My Mrs screamed "Jimmy!! You haven't listened to a word I've said!!"

I thought it was a funny way to start a conversation

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Posted 12 May 2025 - 06:56 PM

What do you call a man that can not stand? NEIL.......

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Posted 14 May 2025 - 06:52 AM

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local primary school? He woke up

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Posted 17 May 2025 - 09:11 AM

This one made me smile, not laugh but smile, it just appeals to my sense of humour, simple but clever.

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Posted Today, 05:42 AM

What do you call a woman who is good at Darts....

Amy!!!!

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Posted Today, 05:57 AM

Irish man mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pains.

Doctor says he can not find anything wrong with mich...

Doctor says he thinks it must be.the drink.

Mick says i will come back tomorrow when your sober

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Posted Today, 05:58 AM

Irish man mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pains.

Doctor says he can not find anything wrong with mich...

Doctor says he thinks it must be.the drink.

Mick says i will come back tomorrow when your sober

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Posted Today, 05:58 AM

Hw can you spot a baby snake..

It has got a rattle.

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Posted Today, 06:00 AM

Why did the student eat his homework.?

The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.




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