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[bpirie1000]

I was at the airport yesterday. Woman next to the baggage reclaim collapsed.
But she came round again......

[bpirie1000]

Pubs are weird......

They are the only business who kick you out when you have bought to much of their products.....

[bpirie1000]

What is 4" long and drives women crazy?
An empty toilet roll.....

[bpirie1000]

I have excellent problem solving skills

My problem causing skills are by far where I shine...

[Shooter63]

Another one for you

Shooter

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[Designer]

Hi Proof that we are not the only ones to use the B word when working on our beloved Minis

 

https://imgur.com/a/VhPTgOF

 

 

Paddy

Edited by Designer, 02 May 2025 - 06:51 AM.

[Designer]

This also made me laugh.

 

https://imgur.com/a/2ztkt3D

 

 

Paddy

[GT Jimmy]

I told my doctor I have an unhealthy obsession with astrology, he asked what are the signs

[panky]

I went to the zoo and noticed a cage full of baguettes.

The keeper said they were bread in captivity. 

[bpirie1000]

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.

[bpirie1000]

Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.

[bpirie1000]

I spent a lot of time, money and effort childproofing my house and garage … but the kids still get in.

[bpirie1000]

How can you tell you’re getting old? When you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.

[bpirie1000]

Did i tell you about the racing snail that got rid of his shell?

He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish

[bpirie1000]

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink? A cab.