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[GT Jimmy]

My Mrs screamed "Jimmy!! You haven't listened to a word I've said!!"

I thought it was a funny way to start a conversation

[bpirie1000]

What do you call a man that can not stand? NEIL.......

[GT Jimmy]

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local primary school? He woke up

[Shooter63]

This one made me smile, not laugh but smile, it just appeals to my sense of humour, simple but clever.

Shooter

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[bpirie1000]

What do you call a woman who is good at Darts....

Amy!!!!

[bpirie1000]

Irish man mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pains.

Doctor says he can not find anything wrong with mich...

Doctor says he thinks it must be.the drink.

Mick says i will come back tomorrow when your sober

[bpirie1000]

Irish man mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pains.

Doctor says he can not find anything wrong with mich...

Doctor says he thinks it must be.the drink.

Mick says i will come back tomorrow when your sober

[bpirie1000]

How can you spot a baby snake..

It has got a rattle.

Edited by bpirie1000, Today, 06:19 AM.

[bpirie1000]

Why did the student eat his homework.?

The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

[bpirie1000]

For years the doctor told me i was going deaf.

I haven't heard from him since...

[bpirie1000]

When is it dangerous to be up to your ankles in the ocean?

When you are upside down.

[bpirie1000]

What do you call an Asian dwarf?

Thai-ny