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[MaxAndPaddy]

.....You answer the phone with the TV remote

Ive got cold so thats part of my excuse but what made it worse was that on our phone when its not on its docking stand you have to press a button to answer calls. So I'm stood there this morning with the remote in my hand going ''Hello HELLOOOOOO'' pressing the button wondering why the tv was going on and off

I blame the Lemsips

[maggies_minder]

you know your old when you start these topics to feel better

[Juju]

You know you're old when you start correcting the grammar of those who should know better!

you know you're old when you start these topics to feel better

And the thread title, please!

[MaxAndPaddy]

Car related:-

You know your getting old when........

'Getting some Action''......translates to..... 'mini started without jump leads'

[Juju]

Car related:-

You know you're getting old when........

'Getting some Action''......translates to..... 'mini started without jump leads'

[MaxAndPaddy]

Car related:-

You know you're getting old when........

'Getting some Action''......translates to..... 'mini started without jump leads'

[Black.Ghost]

This didn't happen to me, but my Grandad. He has diabetes and has to eat regularly, and is also disabled. My Nan was out so he made himself a sandwich for lunch. Took some stuff through to the living room, then sat down and couldn't find his sandwich anywhere. He looked all over the place, the bin the kitchen the conservatory even the bathroom. No luck.

Went to make himself a new one, and found it in the bread bin! Oh how we laughed at him when he told us.

[maggies_minder]

You know you're old when you start correcting the grammar of those who should know better!

you know you're old when you start these topics to feel better

And the thread title, please!

i shouldnt know better im not even in my mid twenties, i have so much to learn still.

[AVV IT]

1. When another adult drops into conversation the year that they were born and suddenly you realise that you had already left school and were paying tax by then!!

2. When you got to see your GP (a middle aged man who has been your doctor since you were a small child) only to find that he has retired and been replaced by a woman half your age!!

[maggies_minder]

1. When another adult drops into conversation the year that they were born and suddenly you realise that you had already left school and were paying tax by then!!

2. When you got to see your GP (a middle aged man who has been your doctor since you were a small child) only to find that he has retired and been replaced by a woman half your age!!

surely number 2 is a good thing?

[MaxAndPaddy]

.......when you buy comfy pants instead of sexy pants

[maryquant]

When you bend down to tie your shoelaces and look around to see what else you can do whilst your down there.

[maggies_minder]

i dont think i can comment constuctively in this topic, so i will continue to be sarcastic.

[shed]

you know your old when who are you people? where am i?

[Claibo]

When you've made yourself a drink, come back to your computer then reach for your drink to find an empty glass where you thought you'd put your drink, then spend 30 mins looking for the one you made only to realise the empty glass WAS your drink and you had in fact already drank the lot.

Or better still, when you can't find something anywhere, only to realise you were already holding it the whole time you were looking...