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[M J W J]

When your house mates nickname you grandpa (just because I was born in the 80's and they weren't).

You can remember sat am tv.

You could get away with underage drinking (I turned 18 2 weeks before the challenge 21 rule was brought in)

[MaxAndPaddy]

You know you're (for JuJu) getting old when:-

You start (emphasis on the word start) to like caravans and motor-homes
You like getting new slippers
You use zebra crossings
You have hundreds of tv channels and only watch 5 of them

[mini-luke]

How about looking for the loaf of bread you had in your hand a few moments ago to eventually find it in the fridge. Yep, I did that earlier today

[MaxAndPaddy]

...........when you get really annoyed by txt spk because it is mint isn't it and hv alwys lvd it, wkd

[Sam_1688]

...........when you get really annoyed by txt spk because it is mint isn't it and hv alwys lvd it, wkd

i know im getting old because i dont have a clue what you just said

[MaxAndPaddy]

I'l loan you a teenager...for a year or 2

[Mini Mad Drakeley]

...........when you get really annoyed by txt spk because it is mint isn't it and hv alwys lvd it, wkd

i know im getting old because i dont have a clue what you just said

im an old 17 then, i dont have a clue either

[MaxAndPaddy]

My eldest is older than you ....we have far too many kids with ridiculous age gaps

I'm feeling very old now!!

[ANON]

i have never ever chatted a bird up, taken her out for a nice scoff and gone to pick her up a couple of nights later to take her out again only for the door to be answered by her dad who i used to go to school with

[MaxAndPaddy]

Oooooerrrrrr

Not sure if that makes you a hero or a villain

Got a teenage daughter so......

[ANON]

i'm a nice guy, honest

[Swainy]

I bought my Grandad a mobile phone for Christmas a couple of years ago and he received a text from Orange so all excitedly he picked it up, put it to his ear and said "Hello? Hello? Adam theres no one there. Helloo?"

Old people make me laugh

[Teapot]

You like getting new slippers
You use zebra crossings

Have you ever stopped at a zebra crossing to let an old guy cross still wearing his slippers?
That was me.

[Black.Ghost]

You know you're (for JuJu) getting old when:-

You start (emphasis on the word start) to like caravans and motor-homes
You have hundreds of tv channels and only watch 5 of them

Guilty. Most of the stuff on TV is tripe though in my defence. As for the caravans, I have been toying with the idea of a small camper van, so I can go anywhere with the new bike. I do like camping though so I guess it would happen one day.

...........when you get really annoyed by txt spk because it is mint isn't it and hv alwys lvd it, wkd

Interestingly, there is a study that says the human brain is powerful enough that if the first letter is in place and all the other letters are jumbled, you can still read it almost as normal. And I understood what you said, so that cancels out the camper van!

i have never ever chatted a bird up, taken her out for a nice scoff and gone to pick her up a couple of nights later to take her out again only for the door to be answered by her dad who i used to go to school with

LEGEND! What did the girl say about that?

If anyone is interested, there is an iPhone app called Mental Age. You input your DoB and answer a series of questions, and it will tell you your mental age. It often varies though, as there are a lot of questions. I don't know if you can get it for Android etc.

[MaxAndPaddy]

.....when you like your minis standard and unmodified!!!!