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[Lord Lardpants]

Hi its lord lardpants
(you can laugh i have no feelings)

[gsms]

Ah we were wondering when you'd arrive!

Thats quite an unlucky surname..

[Super Adam]

Yeah gotta feel sorry for the poor guy

[Bec]

*Rolls out red carpet, makes a little fanfair*


Ello your lordship

[Lord Lardpants]

*Rolls out red carpet, makes a little fanfair*


Ello your lordship

why thank you

[miniT]

Welcome to TMF! So where does his Lordship live and what stunning little motor does he drive!?

[Lord Lardpants]

Welcome to TMF! So where does his Lordship live and what stunning little motor does he drive!?

His lordship drives a mini...well this is a mini forum
He lives on planet X

[centralminiTC]

...............but are you lardier than Bungle, Jake Blues or Ade..???

[cowboy]

whats the price off fuel on planet x


bows down while asking,, your lordship

[Bungle]

...............but are you lardier than Bungle, Jake Blues or Ade..???

i dont look lardey sat between jake and ade

i only look lardey next to jammy

[Super Adam]

whats the price off fuel on planet x


bows down while asking,, your lordship

Its about 50p cheaper
(thats a guess by the way, his lordship is probably going to tell me off saying I'm wrong)

[cooper_shaz]

So how far is your lordship from planet Y ?

[Lord Lardpants]

Its about 50p cheaper
(thats a guess by the way, his lordship is probably going to tell me off saying I'm wrong)

ya wrong its much cheaper then that!
(consults planetary handbook) planet y is about 30,000,000 miles away from planet x. does that help?
(dont ask how i got here on planet x. i just fell asleep and woke up here! )

[Dom]

Hello and welcome to TheMiniForum

Enjoy B)

[Jake Blues]

Welcome, I am also lardy but I just use it to disguise a rippling torso of pure muscle that, if were allowed to be seen would leave men jealous and ladies swooning. It's a curse but what can you do?