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[miniman retford]

'100% BMW Free' on the back of any post-1994 Mini, especially an MPi or Sportpack Mini always makes us MINI drivers laugh..............it says everything you need to know about the lack of intelligence of the owner!
(They even have 'BMW Group' printed on the owners handbook).

Same thing with the xenophobic 'No German........' stickers as they fail to realise that hundreds of Rover engineers designed the original New MINI at Gaydon (they all have Rover 'R' Development project numbers like R50 = Cooper/One, R53 = Cooper S, etc) and that ex-BL/Rover workers still build them at the Cowley Oxford factory. (the ex-Morris Mini production plant)

Thanks so much for pointing out our lack of intelligence !

Dont you realise almost all these stickers are just put on as a joke.

[minisilverbullet]

i've got the website sticker i hate the bmw mini for the lovers of the real mini http://www.fatbloker...i_forgery.shtml

The germans loved it when i went to the Nurburgring, well i think they did but i couldnt understand what they were saying

I liked this from that site

"Mini; if you're gonna have one have a real one"

[scotty_1987]

theres quite a few i have seen from my bros volkswagen scenes influence that maybe a little rude for posting....
i once had a pacman style sticker whereby pacman was eatin an old beetle!lol

[mab01uk]

Dont you realise almost all these stickers are just put on as a joke.

Yes, I do realise 'almost' all these stickers are just put on as a joke.....as long as it works both ways.............i've seen "100% free of rusty Rover Parts!" and "Even Better than the Real Thing" displayed on the back of MINI's.

Edited by mab01uk, 17 February 2012 - 01:59 PM.

[richw911]

"Please note that all the rusty parts falling from this vehicle were proudly manufactured in Great Britain"

[SqueakyCooper]

On the 2000 Cooper...


"84% BMW Free...May Contain Nuts"

[luke186]

http://www.idlegear....ndowslogans.htm

[stretch tech]

how can anything bigger be mini ?

and

drive a BMW ? I'd rather push my mini

[alex-95]

Built, Not Bought

And

In rust we Trust

[Furyblade_Lee]

Mine simply has " Leyland ST "

Nuff said.

[mister bridger]

I've got "I'm on a mission for Mr Bridger" but rearranged to read "Mr Bridger on a mission"

[ashbogg]

closer you get the slower i go !

All smoke no poke !

CAUTION no fat chicks (car will scrape)

[danie garry]

"on tow"!!!

[roofless]

this is a gold mine for someone thinking about adding a slogans section to their min based graphics website........

[Carlzilla]

Bmw mini my arse in black, therefore they creep up close when you've stopped to read it, it's then easier to see their reaction haha.
My mate had on his interior mirror 'objects in mirror appear to be losing'
When my car is finished I'm simply going to have 'Bye.'