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#1 Equinox1275

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:08 PM

*Mini owning contortionists this thread does not concern you*
I just wandered where people stand in terms of shagging within a morris, austin or rover mini. Obviously if your just short anyway then this might be less of an issue but being 6ft - and over 6ft tall - becomes quite an issue when considering bonking within ones mini.

My real issues with this topic are:

a) Do i take the time to remove the two bolts which keep the front seats in place and remove the front seats from the car? (this could take an awkward amount of time and the female might be able to escape)

b)My car has alot of character and i worry that fornicating inside her might be abit like rubbing one off infront of your dog, just sort of not really right.....abit awkward.

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c) Do i find a karmasutra position which could be co-ordinated outside the car and then transfered into the car through either the drivers or passengers door (i would immagine passengers because of the obsticle of the steering wheel, unless you roll with a quick release wheel, in which case, take your pick which side.)

Really just wandered what peoples personal experience was. I know utilizing the outside of the car on the bonnet for example may be a suggestion from some of you but with the amount of rust under mine, i run the risk of putting a giant rusty bum-shapped hole in it which i really done have the time or money to fix....

Its a tricky one..

Anyway, thanks much very for your help and pictures and illustrations welcome,

lots of mini love,

Dan The Equinox Driving Man

Edited by Shifty, 18 March 2012 - 11:23 PM.


#2 MaxAndPaddy

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:11 PM

Sex is possible anywhere..... :closed:

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:11 PM

buy a passenger seat that reclines flat :D

i can stand up in my mini

#4 sledgehammer

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:11 PM

Get a pickup ...

... there is already a bed in it ;o)

#5 Jakeclubby

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:11 PM

just waiting to see how long this takes to get removed hahah :L

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:12 PM

ye reclining seats are useful.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:13 PM

You just put the seats up and jam them up against the roof, plenty of room in the back then... :shifty:

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:14 PM

It depends how desperate you are ...








..... and you sound desperate, Dan! :ph34r:

#9 MaxAndPaddy

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:16 PM


b)My car has alot of character and i worry that fornicating inside her might be abit like rubbing one off infront of your dog, just sort of not really right.....


Just sort of not really right?

Just?

Just?

O_O

#10 George929

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:17 PM

gear stick in reverse( out of the way.) + handbrake off. every little helps. one foot on the dash. other on the head rest, jobs a gooden.

#11 Alex_B

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:18 PM

But the real question, is it worth possibly ruining your interior with high heel shoe holes across the back of the seats and headlining and possible stains,

My girlfriend is back for Easter in a week, she hasn't seen my car yet but is disappointed about my nothing happening in my car. :P

Im not strict about anything but no eating and no fornicating in this vehicle sticker could be coming my way soon :P

Besides why bother when there is a nice comfy bed that's just nicer?

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:20 PM

remove the front seat, over the bonnet (as long as she is not fat).

#13 Alex_B

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:21 PM

remove the front seat, over the bonnet (as long as she is not fat).


I was assuming that anyone who is a bit "voluptuous" need not apply, that would make this quite a bit harder!

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:21 PM

i just though... imagine the amount of people looking at the recent topics seeing this, and taking a huge gasp, if this gets removed, its the end of this forum for me. i will officially leave :(. its abit of a laugh

#15 Alex_B

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:24 PM

Well I looked at the recent topics and thought hey hey hey! this should be an amusing evening, i cant see anyone being offended by it really as well everyone has thought "is it possible?"

May have spoken too soon, Shiftys on the prowl by the looks of it, i'm giving it 5 mins!

Edited by Alex_B, 18 March 2012 - 11:25 PM.





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