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#106 cooperdan

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:08 PM

Next weeks instalment......

:gimme: Sex with a Lawnmower :gimme:

Including youtube clips, do's and donts and the good ole Petrol V's Electric debate


Ouch.... Thats more like snuff porn

#107 miniman retford

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:45 PM

Next weeks instalment......

:gimme: Sex with a Lawnmower :gimme:

Including youtube clips, do's and donts and the good ole Petrol V's Electric debate


You get less bother with a hover :lol:

Edited by miniman retford, 07 January 2013 - 03:46 PM.


#108 Laaly_30

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 10:05 PM

less bother and a definite suck off.

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 10:31 PM

this thread is too funny :lol:

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 11:15 PM

A friend of mine 'pulled' at a party. He said "Can I take you home?"
She replied, "Yes, but you ought to know I'm on my menstrual cycle".
He said "That's OK, you go on ahead and I'll follow in my Mini Cooper 'S'"

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 08:29 AM

thinking about it, if your radiator has leak somewhere...and there's the old saying if put egg yolk in radiator it will find hole and plug it.... if nowhere near shop....

could always im improvise with another substance...

i mean whats difference really....

Edited by cooperdan, 08 January 2013 - 08:32 AM.


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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:41 AM

I met a girl at a party last summer and we were getting on really well and were getting a bit flirty after a few too many. Anyway she said that she'd seen someone had Mini outside and that they though it was really cool and of course I owned up to it being mine. She was pretty interested and eventually asked "So is there much room in the back of a Mini" to which I replied "I don't know, do you want to find out?"

Unfortunately we never did find out because a couple of her friends pulled her away at that point hahaha

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 12:14 PM

Might have to go and buy a mini, just to hae a go :lol: when me and my lass tried it in my old zr, the rooflining got damaged, lol, damn highheels >_<

Edited by samsfern, 08 January 2013 - 12:28 PM.


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Posted 08 January 2013 - 01:32 PM

Might have to go and buy a mini, just to hae a go :lol: when me and my lass tried it in my old zr, the rooflining got damaged, lol, damn highheels >_<


You should'nt wear high heels :ohno:

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 08:25 PM

I met a girl at a party last summer and we were getting on really well and were getting a bit flirty after a few too many. Anyway she said that she'd seen someone had Mini outside and that they though it was really cool and of course I owned up to it being mine. She was pretty interested and eventually asked "So is there much room in the back of a Mini" to which I replied "I don't know, do you want to find out?"

Unfortunately we never did find out because a couple of her friends pulled her away at that point hahaha


hate it when their friends pull them away! I mean my dungeon has room for many.

I haven't had issues with size in a mini and I'm 6'3" but then I have a 5'5" skinny flexible Lithuanian girl to sling around :P

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 09:15 PM


I met a girl at a party last summer and we were getting on really well and were getting a bit flirty after a few too many. Anyway she said that she'd seen someone had Mini outside and that they though it was really cool and of course I owned up to it being mine. She was pretty interested and eventually asked "So is there much room in the back of a Mini" to which I replied "I don't know, do you want to find out?"

Unfortunately we never did find out because a couple of her friends pulled her away at that point hahaha


hate it when their friends pull them away! I mean my dungeon has room for many.

I haven't had issues with size in a mini and I'm 6'3" but then I have a 5'5" skinny flexible Lithuanian girl to sling around :P


Haha Well I'm 6'4" but I never got the opportunity ;D

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 09:18 PM

After a bucket full of lager and a fair few glasses of wine sex in a house is pretty difficult to negotiate O_O

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 05:37 PM


buy a passenger seat that reclines flat :D



+1 for the above

And a willing partner



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Posted 24 January 2013 - 06:27 PM


buy a passenger seat that reclines flat :D



+1 for the above

And a willing partner



Scaff



you can buy them ;D

Edited by steven, 24 January 2013 - 06:28 PM.





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