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[MaxAndPaddy]

Because....I'm delusional, the real world is in the main dull and boring..... I'd rather pretend to be an F1 driver with a mini that thinks its an F1 car than sit in a Fiat Punto and join all the other 'beige' people

[TfcIan]

because I too get stuck behind a Mercedes AMG when somebody's crashed their Renault.

[coopersmate]

Because its equally as loud & my fog light flashes too

love that

Edited by coopersmate, 18 May 2012 - 06:52 AM.

[Spud_133]

Because....I'm delusional, the real world is in the main dull and boring..... I'd rather pretend to be an F1 driver with a mini that thinks its an F1 car than sit in a Fiat Punto and join all the other 'beige' people

What's wrong with beige?

[Spud_133]

Because....I'm delusional, the real world is in the main dull and boring..... I'd rather pretend to be an F1 driver with a mini that thinks its an F1 car than sit in a Fiat Punto and join all the other 'beige' people

What's wrong with beige?

[duffman]

. . . . . . I too drive around everywhere waving and seeking applause like i'm on my vicotry/parade lap after making a noise in the corners

[animale]

......Because I have a number on the side

[Brad_Raybould]

...they both aquaplane bad in puddles at high speed due to the lightness.

[maggies_minder]

it too will also stop if i dont put enough fuel in.

[spaceframemini]

It's full of carbon fibre and titanium

[mk3 Cooper S]

Because I like big expensive watches and beng surounded by glamourous ladies and Champagne

[mattw92]

...... because mini mechanics was ahead of its time,

because its difficult to set off without revving high and good clutch control

[Gunnsie]

Cause it only tends to come out on Sundays

[Ado1379]

Because it has the same size windscreen?

[mini-luke]

...because it's wipers are equally effective