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[mk3 Cooper S]

No pleasing some folk!

Maybe a mornings Welding Tuition followed by an afternoon at the pub, a lap dance and a kebab?

Well not the kebab, and it would depend on the bloke about the lap dance :-P

How about a hot air balloon trip?
Take her away for the weekend somewhere different, where it's just the 2 of you. Do something different than you normally do together

Can you get those glass healed lap dancers shoes in size 3 LOL

From what I hear, thats the ideal size to impale soon to be ex boyfriends on :-P

PMSL - I could think of worse ways to go !!

[Black.Ghost]

Seriously, is this what its become! Think im gonna be sick. That last one by black ghost was really vomit inducing.

[mk3 Cooper S]

Seriously, is this what its become! Think im gonna be sick. That last one by black ghost was really vomit inducing.

More sort of

I really did have a little sickburp when I read it!!!

[AVV IT]

Big sparkly ring and a proposal !! .....

Trust me it's what they all want in the end and at 3.5 years together, you're already half way into her seven year plan. So if she doesn't get it from you before too much longer, then eventually she'll just go and sink there claws into someone else more willing!!


EDIT: Yes ladies I'm well aware that I have a very cynical & chauvinistic view of your feminine needs. I call it "bare faced reality, based on bitter real life experience" and I'm more than ready for your torrents of abuse that will now inevitably follow!!

Edited by AVV IT, 17 May 2012 - 08:41 PM.

[MaxAndPaddy]

<<<<< Pulling up a chair got popcorn and a beer.....let him AVV IT ladies!!

[Spud_133]

Strangely, reading back at that post, made me realise, what AVV IT said, was true, in my case. It was 3.5 years when we split and I was content, we were only 17 too, so they do try to put they're plan into fruition from any age

[AVV IT]

Ohhhh yes!!.... They have it all planned out, (it's genetically programmed into their DNA, or their ovaries, or those mysterious brightly coloured little packets that they carry around in their handbags at certain times of the month, or somewhere!! )

...They meet a male of the species and assuming he's a likely candidate, then date him for six weeks to six months or so. If he makes it through that initiation period and meets the approval of friends, parents & mystic meg etc, then they move in to "long term relationship mode", which is usually good for a couple of years and might even be extended a bit further, by effective use of the "moving in together" manoeuvre. But her biological clock is always ticking and at some point she'll need some kind of reassurance that vows, a mortgage, 2.4 children, a people carrier and a dyson are on the way, otherwise she'll need to cut her losses and start over again before time runs out!!

I know their game!!...

Edited by AVV IT, 17 May 2012 - 09:43 PM.

[charie t]

They meet a male of the species and assuming he's a likely candidate, then date him for six weeks to six months or so. If he makes it through that initiation period and meets the approval of friends, parents & mystic meg etc, then they move in to "long term relationship mode", which is usually good for a couple of years and might even be extended a bit further, by effective use of the "moving in together" manoeuvre. But her biological clock is always ticking and at some point she'll need some kind of reassurance that vows, a mortgage, 2.4 children, a people carrier and a dyson are on the way, otherwise she'll need to cut her losses and start over again before time runs out!!

I know their game!!...

I don't know what part of the game i'm playing then..........

[mk3 Cooper S]

Do we have a TMF counceller? I feel hurt in your words !

Edited by mk3 Cooper S, 17 May 2012 - 09:48 PM.

[lapider]

so he originally asked for any good present ideas and we've answered by subconsciously telling him to get out as soon as possible.

[twink]

Oh you are so wrong!

Admittedly there are some exceptionally manipulative women around - but there are men that are every bit as bad, if not worse. And yes, i've learnt through experience too that if they are breathing, they are lying, and out for whatever they can get sod the concequences and whoever they hurt and destroy along the way.

It's both ways my friend. Celibacy is the way forward. Erm.......!

[twink]

Do we have a TMF counceller? I feel hurt in your words !

Lol!

[MaxAndPaddy]

Ohhhh yes!!.... They have it all planned out, (it's genetically programmed into their DNA, or their ovaries, or those mysterious brightly coloured little packets that they carry around in their handbags at certain times of the month, or somewhere!! )

...They meet a male of the species and assuming he's a likely candidate, then date him for six weeks to six months or so. If he makes it through that initiation period and meets the approval of friends, parents & mystic meg etc, then they move in to "long term relationship mode", which is usually good for a couple of years and might even be extended a bit further, by effective use of the "moving in together" manoeuvre. But her biological clock is always ticking and at some point she'll need some kind of reassurance that vows, a mortgage, 2.4 children, a people carrier and a dyson are on the way, otherwise she'll need to cut her losses and start over again before time runs out!!

I know their game!!...

No woman would have you because they wouldnt get A WORDDDDDD INNNNNNNNN!!

[twink]

Ohhhh yes!!.... They have it all planned out, (it's genetically programmed into their DNA, or their ovaries, or those mysterious brightly coloured little packets that they carry around in their handbags at certain times of the month, or somewhere!! )

...They meet a male of the species and assuming he's a likely candidate, then date him for six weeks to six months or so. If he makes it through that initiation period and meets the approval of friends, parents & mystic meg etc, then they move in to "long term relationship mode", which is usually good for a couple of years and might even be extended a bit further, by effective use of the "moving in together" manoeuvre. But her biological clock is always ticking and at some point she'll need some kind of reassurance that vows, a mortgage, 2.4 children, a people carrier and a dyson are on the way, otherwise she'll need to cut her losses and start over again before time runs out!!

I know their game!!...

No woman would have you because they wouldnt get A WORDDDDDD INNNNNNNNN!!

[charie t]

Celibacy is the way forward. Erm.......!

Oh you are so wrong!