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[100ev8]

post um up, what u got ?

[JackF]

Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain stable.

[Tamworthbay]

I don't have any jokes, but I think I might know where shergar went........

[lewBlew]

I'm never having another one of those Tesco burgers, gave me the trots.

[AVV IT]

Edited by AVV IT, 17 January 2013 - 08:47 PM.

[samsfern]

Might go for a lidl pony instead

[MINI WILL]

I got some Tesco burgers out of the freezer earlier aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnndddddddddd they’re off!,

All this horsing around is making me hungry.

[samsfern]

The experts have now also found traces of zebra in tescos barcodes..

[AVV IT]

oh and stop worrying about what they're putting in the burgers.......it's what's in the sausages that bothers me!!!

[sonikk4]

Tesco set to struggle to meet demands after closure of their mane supplier


Do I trust the contents of this burger?
Neigh

[SA MINI]

I really hope they launch a steward's inquiry into the Tescohorsemeat scandal. We must find out hoof to blame.


Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes


There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, she'd been to Tesco, of course.


Scientist: "Sir, we've discovered horse meat in your burgers." Tesco boss: "Why the long face?"

Edited by SA MINI, 17 January 2013 - 08:57 PM.

[sonikk4]

He said what do you want on your burger? I said £5 each way

Forget the Tesco horse burgers, I’ve heard their meatballs are the mutts nuts!

I hear they’re putting uniQuorn in their veggie burgers too

Don’t worry about the horse meat in burgers, its all part of a stable diet

I hear those Tesco burgers are low in salt but high in shergar

Two Tesco burgers please…. Hold the dressage

Ok ill stop now… I've gone on furlong enough!

[SA MINI]

: So horsemeat has been found in TescoProducts but a spokesman says It's B#*******#s

Edited by SA MINI, 17 January 2013 - 08:59 PM.

[AVV IT]

[rids]

a cow walks into a bar. barman says why the long face? cow says, illegal ingredients coming over and stealing our jobs!