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[SA MINI]

Tescos say they are out of stock of burgers..fresh delivery coming in at 10 to 1 though,
not sure about the burgers,you should try the meatballs ! they are the dogs ********

[Tamworthbay]

I am beginning to suspect foal play

[Klevdo2202]

Cant wait to try tesco's new quarter panda's

[SA MINI]

Due to the closure of HMV and Blockbuster,
you can now buy Steven Spielberg's 'War Horse'
At the food section in Tesco's....

[joewf10]

your welcome

[SA MINI]

"Tesco's withdrawing veggie burgers now - they contain traces of uniquorn."

"I've felt shocking since eating those Tesco burgers. Just been to the doctors though and he says my condition is stable."

"I liked the Aldi horse burger but I prefer My Lidl Pony."

"All horse burgers should be cooked medium mare."

"I had a burger from Tesco's last night it gave me the trots..."

And staff at the supermarket giant failed to see the funny side (or perhaps just the joke) when one punter tweeted is: "Is it true you have started to stock RED RUM & is it like your normal rum?"

Failing to pick up on the famous race horse, one of the Customer Care team responded, asking him the name of his local store, adding later that they would "look into the issue and get back to him soon".

Ireland-based betting firm Paddy Power could not resist throwing up odds on the next species to be found contaminating the burgers.

Odds include:

2/1 Deer

4/1 Dog

6/1 Rabbit

16/1 Squirrel

33/1 Zebra

40/1 Swan

100/1 Lion

100/1 Penguin

1000/1 Bigfoot

2000/1 Unicorn

And finally, on news that the scandal had hit shares: "Tesco would expect stock to trade down initially this morning, but not furlong..."

Edited by SA MINI, 17 January 2013 - 09:09 PM.

[The Matt]

Baby horse a: "why the long face?"

Baby horse b: "Mum's gone to Iceland"

[SA MINI]

[JimminyBob]

Come on guys, I think we're beating a dead horse with these jokes.

[minisilverbullet]

Think of the environment use a nose bag for life

[minicity1275]

I think somebody is sending me death threats..........
I woke up this morning and found a tesco burger on my pillow!