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#2011 M J W J

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Posted 03 March 2018 - 05:10 PM

They should have language lessons as one of the options in the videos you can watch on a plane.

 

For example: I will be travelling from London Heathrow to Tokyo Haneda airport. I could put the 11 hours 40 minutes I will spend on that plane to good use.

 

Fortunately I have already learnt the most important phrase. Biru kudasai.



#2012 M J W J

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Posted 21 March 2018 - 08:45 PM

What is the purpose of baby oil?

#2013 M J W J

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Posted 28 March 2018 - 05:24 AM

If I ever have my own pub or restaurant that provides free wifi I will make the password 'youhavetobuyadrinkfirst' so when people ask I can generate a bit more businesses.

Edited by M J W J, 28 March 2018 - 05:24 AM.


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Posted 28 March 2018 - 08:58 AM

What is the purpose of baby oil?

To stop babies from squeaking



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Posted 28 March 2018 - 11:09 AM

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend"

 

But what if the enemy of my enemy is his own worst enemy?

Never understood that, surely if they're really bad at being an enemy they're more like a friend?



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Posted 28 March 2018 - 01:57 PM

eh?

I think they're implying that if you and someone else both have the same enemy, then you chare a common goal.

What im saying, is that if that person you share the common enemy with is...... (sigh).......... I really cant remember what im talking about.....



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Posted 28 March 2018 - 04:16 PM

They have a name for that in NASCAR racing, "frenemies". They cooperate during the race but not during the last lap of the race. In the mean time they were having "coopetition".



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Posted 04 April 2018 - 06:05 AM

I really want to go to a 5 star restaurant and see if I can order a three course meal but in reverse. Start with the pudding, end with the stater.

I mean why do we have to have pudding last?

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Posted 22 April 2018 - 10:34 PM

What colour are Bunta Fujiwara's eyes? He never opens them in the anime and the manga is in black and white.

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Posted 22 April 2018 - 11:22 PM

Do I go classic and go with 10 inch rims or go for 13 inch wheels for my build? If i go with 10 inch then what is the power people are putting through them and yes I know this highly dependent on Tire composition and other variables like contact patch

Edited by Mini-dude, 22 April 2018 - 11:54 PM.


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Posted 23 April 2018 - 09:55 AM

....I mean why do we have to have pudding last?

It's just a modern fad, next time you're in a restaurant ask for Service a la francaise.

https://en.wikipedia..._à_la_française

 

 

What is the purpose of baby oil?

For cooking babies.... let's face it who wants to eat a raw baby!



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Posted 23 April 2018 - 10:34 AM

Do I go classic and go with 10 inch rims or go for 13 inch wheels for my build? If i go with 10 inch then what is the power people are putting through them and yes I know this highly dependent on Tire composition and other variables like contact patch

people are putting the same sorts of power through all sizes.



#2023 panky

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Posted 23 April 2018 - 01:06 PM

Is Mike short for Micycle?



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Posted 23 April 2018 - 06:22 PM

Is Mike short for Micycle?


I'm trying to learn Japanese at the minute.

When using Google translate the phrase "wa-ta-shi no na-ma-e Mike des" (my name is Mike) gets translated to "my name is microphone"

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Posted 24 April 2018 - 10:11 AM

What if you change Mike to Michael?






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