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#91 M J W J

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 08:58 AM

If someone tries to kill themselves by over dosing on a placebo, what happens?



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Posted 11 September 2013 - 09:14 AM

I wonder who thought that coffee should be called coffee? That was mine last night at work.

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 09:46 AM

Why do I think things to add to this thread, then forget them before I get chance to post them >_<



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Posted 11 September 2013 - 10:25 AM

Why is it called shipment when carried by van or car but called cargo if transported by ship?  :blink:



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Posted 11 September 2013 - 11:01 AM

Why is it in transit when it could be by foot, plane or anything which isn't a ford van?



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Posted 12 September 2013 - 03:36 PM

Why of all the pictures to show the royal mail logo did the BBC decide to use the one of it on the side of a van with a dent in it?

 

"Royal mail. Delivering your parcel safely"


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Posted 12 September 2013 - 04:14 PM

That's the beebs way of being impartial

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 05:31 PM

Do you think my girlfriend will like the mixed tape I got her? I hope so as there are a couple of good tracks on there.

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I need to get a girlfriend (and a life) badly...

 

Just to prove I didn't steal this image from the net and did it myself, one with my mini in the back ground

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I thought of the idea while at work.



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Posted 13 September 2013 - 05:34 PM

Do you think my girlfriend will like the mixed tape I got her? I hope so as there are a couple of good tracks on there.
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I need to get a girlfriend (and a life) badly...
 
Just to prove I didn't steal this image from the net and did it myself, one with my mini in the back ground
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I thought of the idea while at work.

I love the fact that half the people on here (the ones under 25) are going 'what's a tape?'

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 05:43 PM

 

I love the fact that half the people on here (the ones under 25) are going 'what's a tape?'

 

 

I'm under 25 and I know what a tape is. A mix mp3 just doesn't really work anymore does it.



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Posted 13 September 2013 - 08:19 PM

Does a bulletproof bullet work?



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Posted 16 September 2013 - 10:27 PM

How come after 5 pints I am not allowed/able to drive home yet I am allowed/able to still give myself my insulin without accidentally drawing blood or otherwise hurting myself (which is more than can be said for when I am sober)?



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Posted 16 September 2013 - 10:44 PM

Why does my mini have an ashtray, yet no lighter.....



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Posted 16 September 2013 - 10:58 PM

Is a slug really a snail without a shell?

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 08:19 AM

Why does my mini have an ashtray, yet no lighter.....

 

My 52 plate mondeo is the same and so is my dad's 63 plate Hyundai. Both have the 12v sockets though.






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