22 replies to this topic

[MaxAndPaddy]

So we were looking forward to having the whole brood under the same roof for a few days, we spent a fortune on food/ booze/ prezzies and crap to amuse them all (24 year old son who lives away, 16 year old tractor driving son who now lives away, 15 year old moody daughter, 5 year old IT genius (geek) son, 3 year old future England Rugby playing daughter and the mother-in-law from 'Gin Land' )

 

All was ticking along nicely untill........

 

Rapidough!! 

 

Then it all kicked off!

 

5 year old got upset that we laughed at his tree and went to bed sulking

 

3 year old ate some play dough felt sick and also went to bed 

 

Eldest accused 16 year of being a retard for not guessing his blob of sausage shaped play dough was a submarine

 

16 year old accused moody 15 year old of taking more play dough than they did ( its a complex game where if you lose a round you take a chunk of the apposing teams dough)

 

Eldest 3 kids continued arguing which nearly ended in fisty cuffs and mother in law from 'Gin Land' got so upset over it all she needed her inhaler

 

The outcome?...

 

Mrs Max kicked off big time telling them all how 'shellfish' they were and then sat outside where she demolished another bottle of wine 

 

Eldest went to sleep in disgrace for being a tosspot

 

16 year old sneaked off for a crafty fag

 

15 year old went off with her Ipad 

 

Me?.... I smoked a cigar, drank a bucket full of Fosters and thanked the Lord another Christmas was over

 

[jb93]

Monopoly always seems to do the trick...

[surfblue63]

Yes, Monopoly wrecked a couple of my childhood Christmas'. Mixing kids of different ages always ends in tears in the end, and leads to the lady of the house going off in a huff blaming everyone else.

 

I guess that's why I now avoid Christmas these days as I do not have to do it anymore.

[brad-the-bear]

got 20+ people in the house at the minuet. i have no idea whats going on. all i can hear is screeching from little kids running wild around the living room and conservatory. and everybody seems to talking on full volume. currently am upstairs in my room with my "posh" ear defenders on, alternating between going on the laptop and lapping valves in a cylinder head.

 

ive just realised how sad i sound... ahaha

 

bear.  

[myredmini]

Sounds like a good Christmas overall 

[MaxAndPaddy]

We deliberately avoided Monopoly ...Carnage!!!!

 

Thought we were safe with play dough 

 

[OhDear]

sounds like a normal friendly game in my house.  If there is a presence of blood then that's a bad game 

[Dolly 89]

I'm sure every game is as bad as the other, well it is when I play anyway, after the age of 13 I stopped playing games with the family, I am just too competitive and get in a massive grump haha, that's why I always avoid bowling with my mates, they go every now and again, I just avoid it, if I didn't I'm sure we would end up fighting haha

[Tamworthbay]

When I saw the title I was thinking something more along the lines of farting after eating sprouts with a candle lit nearby.

[MaxAndPaddy]

When I saw the title I was thinking something more along the lines of farting after eating sprouts with a candle lit nearby.

 

 

 

 

A burnt butt would be over with quickly...Rapidough Warfare lasts days

 

[sonikk4]

Maybe you should have let it turn into a punch up while you drank more beer and goaded them on. Then after a bit of claret was spilt you could have waded in sorted it out and drank some more beer. 

 

Job done  

[AVV IT]

Sounds pretty tame compared with some families of the I've met. My favourite being the chav lad I once met, who told me that "It just wouldn't be Christmas, if we didn't have to pick dad up from the police station, or A&E, on Boxing day morning!!" 

[Kieranlee999]

hmm this seems a dangerous party game

 

[Tamworthbay]

Still not as dangerous as my six year old daughter armed with her Light saber and darth vader mask. My (recently operated on) knee will attest to this. And what defence did I get? A rolled up piece of wrapping paper.

[scaffers]

Sounds better fun than mine

Pneumonia and a collapsed lung were my early Xmas gifts on the 21st dec.


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