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[sonikk4]

Sounds better fun than mine

Pneumonia and a collapsed lung were my early Xmas gifts on the 21st dec.


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Now that is not good, on the mend i hope??  

[MaxAndPaddy]

Maybe you should have let it turn into a punch up while you drank more beer and goaded them on. Then after a bit of claret was spilt you could have waded in sorted it out and drank some more beer. 

 

Job done  

 

I stayed focused on the drinking more beer, less likely to sustain any form of (non alcholol related) injury

[scaffers]

Sounds better fun than mine
Pneumonia and a collapsed lung were my early Xmas gifts on the 21st dec.
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Now that is not good, on the mend i hope??  

Slowly, yes.

[jamesmpi]

So we were looking forward to having the whole brood under the same roof for a few days, we spent a fortune on food/ booze/ prezzies and crap to amuse them all (24 year old son who lives away, 16 year old tractor driving son who now lives away, 15 year old moody daughter, 5 year old IT genius (geek) son, 3 year old future England Rugby playing daughter and the mother-in-law from 'Gin Land' )

 

All was ticking along nicely untill........

 

Rapidough!! 

 

Then it all kicked off!

 

5 year old got upset that we laughed at his tree and went to bed sulking

 

3 year old ate some play dough felt sick and also went to bed 

 

Eldest accused 16 year of being a retard for not guessing his blob of sausage shaped play dough was a submarine

 

16 year old accused moody 15 year old of taking more play dough than they did ( its a complex game where if you lose a round you take a chunk of the apposing teams dough)

 

Eldest 3 kids continued arguing which nearly ended in fisty cuffs and mother in law from 'Gin Land' got so upset over it all she needed her inhaler

 

The outcome?...

 

Mrs Max kicked off big time telling them all how 'shellfish' they were and then sat outside where she demolished another bottle of wine 

 

Eldest went to sleep in disgrace for being a tosspot

 

16 year old sneaked off for a crafty fag

 

15 year old went off with her Ipad 

 

Me?.... I smoked a cigar, drank a bucket full of Fosters and thanked the Lord another Christmas was over

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

thats the funniest thing i've read in ages. Thanks Max and Paddy for cheering me up when i have man flu....

Edited by jamesmpi, 05 January 2014 - 03:23 PM.

[MiniGrin]

Hahahaha nice one!!

[Tamworthbay]

Surely these idiots win the award for most dangerous game at Christmas:

http://www.mirror.co...-family-2983719

I know its been all over the news but even a few days later I cannot get over how stupid some people are.

[MaxAndPaddy]

Surely these idiots win the award for most dangerous game at Christmas:

http://www.mirror.co...-family-2983719

I know its been all over the news but even a few days later I cannot get over how stupid some people are.

 

We did follow it up with the "rescue the remote control plane from the roof game"^tm by dangling one of the kids holding a broom out of the skylight by the ankles, but that does take some beating 

['Chop']

Well, I downright refused to do any Christmassy things this year, didn't go to my folks for Christamas dinner, didn't turn up to any relly's evening/ Boxing day get-togethers and spent the day in my garage tinkering.

Came down to the house (mine) for Christmas dinner, which consisted of a cheese sandwich and went back to the workshop again....

 

...and the dangerous game I played???

 

POSSIBLY MISSING OUT ON NEXT YEAR'S INVITES AND PRESENTS FOR BEING SO AWKWARD AND UNFESTIVE!!

 

Never mind, I can live with that!