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[Uber Mini]

Greetings and salutations,

Right about now, half of you are thinking "who is this nit-wit?" and the other half is thinking "Oh SH*T!! He found us! Hide the rum!!"

To answer the first question, I am:

-Carl Thompson, AKA "Crusher", "Crazy Carl", "Carl (in Ohio)", "Captain Ubermini", or "That dam yank".
http://www.flickr.co...in/set-1499110/
http://www.mibv.com/.../Carl/index.htm

-New to this forum but not to the Mini world stage.

-Veteran of the "M.I.N.I. list" (9 years), IMM/Mini-40, and IMM/Mini-45.

-41 years old, dashing, eccentric, extroverted, hedonistic, and an incurable flirt.
http://www.flickr.co...in/set-1499110/
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-in Mini exile in Akron, Ohio, USA, North America, Earth (although some believe I come from Mars, the future, or my own little world).
http://www.flickr.co...in/set-1499110/

-a mechanical engineer, artist, inventor, Mini importer/restorer/customizer, activist, hedonist, humanitarian, and quasi-philosopher.

-husband to the lovely, talented, unbelievably open minded, and understranding Goddess Jenny (of the clan Christie/Farqharson).
http://www.flickr.co...in/set-1499110/
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-The builder/owner of the original "Uber Mini"
http://www.minipark....ad995de86e7a2ea

-Founder and Grand Poo Bah of the "GNOMES"
(Greater Northeast Ohio Mini Enthusiasts & Supporters. The world's first clothing optional Mini club/clan/cult).
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-Co-owner of CARLINC Minis
("Northeast Ohio's classic Mini specialist". We import, restore, and customize classic Minis and other specailty market cars to the US as well as export classic American cars, hot rods, and parts to the European union).

-a dedicated fan, humble admirer, and loyal subject of her Majesty, the lovely and talented, Queen Sparkles.
http://www.flickr.co...in/set-1499110/
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And to all of my friends, fellow GNOMES, and other listers on this forum who already know, fear, and love me, HI! I've come for your underpants........again.

Anyway, Hello everyone. I'm honored to be among you. I look forward to meeting you all.

Cheerz,
Carl

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[Bungle]

hello

welcome to the madness that is tmf

you will fit right in

[centralminiTC]

Carl, my darling - hows it hanging........?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

My goodness - not heard off you since.............oh earlier today


.......you forgot to mention that you captured Stig and held him hostage in your hot tub nekkid, and wouldnt release him until he let you have a pair of his underpants as a flag for your pole.

Loving you loads hunnie...........welcome to TMF - and get your ass (and the lovely Jenny) back over to the UK asap * *

[Mini Beth]

welcome to tmf!!!

[centralminiTC]

41 years old, dashing, eccentric, extroverted, hedonistic, and an incurable flirt.

Absolutely true..............!!! Jammy the forum shark has got EXTREME competition with this one!!!

The world's first clothing optional Mini club/clan/cult

He's not kidding either

.........Room for one more in that hot tub........

[BabyBek]

Avast me hearty!

Now why doesn't it surprise me that u and TC are buddies!

Nice to have u on board.

[Uber Mini]

41 years old, dashing, eccentric, extroverted, hedonistic, and an incurable flirt.

Absolutely true..............!!! Jammy the forum shark has got EXTREME competition with this one!!!

No competition. It's a big pond and I'm on ththe other side. But even in the hot tub. There's room for all of us and no room for jealousy or competitive nature. Takes away from the fun.

But I'll give fair warning before I come over that side just in case.

The world's first clothing optional Mini club/clan/cult

He's not kidding either

.........Room for one more in that hot tub........

Oh heck yeah! Always room for one more. (Two if they look like you, Lisa, or Sparkles).

[Barnett]

Oh Dear!! RUN!!! :'(

[Uber Mini]

Avast me hearty!

'ello poppet.
How you doin'?

Now why doesn't it surprise me that u and TC are buddies!

Tracey, Scurvy Dog, Jamie, and Lisa found my wife and I at IMM2004 and adopted us. We've been following them around ever since.

Nice to have u on board.

Thank you miss. It's an honor to ba aboard.

[Jammy]

41 years old, dashing, eccentric, extroverted, hedonistic, and an incurable flirt.

Absolutely true..............!!! Jammy the forum shark has got EXTREME competition with this one!!!

Pah, 41 years old. Incontinence, memory loss and viagra orders will be no match for me!

Welcome to my home, by the way.

[Uber Mini]

41 years old, dashing, eccentric, extroverted, hedonistic, and an incurable flirt.

Absolutely true..............!!! Jammy the forum shark has got EXTREME competition with this one!!!

Pah, 41 years old. Incontinence, memory loss and viagra orders will be no match for me!

Hey kid, respect your elders or I'll whack ya with my cane.

Age and trechery will always beat out youth and enthusiasm. You don't need stamina when you've got experience and skill.

Tell ya what stud, I have no time to instruct novices. You can train the girls for me. Send me the women.
I'll take a soccer-mom with some experience any day.

Welcome to my home, by the way.
Thank you sir. I love how you've decorated the place. Where do you keep the rum?

[Jammy]

Pah, 41 years old. Incontinence, memory loss and viagra orders will be no match for me!

Hey kid, respect your elders or I'll whack ya with my cane.

Age and trechery will always beat out youth and enthusiasm. You don't need stamina when you've got experience and skill.

Tell ya what stud, I have no time to instruct novices. You can train the girls for me. Send me the women.
I'll take a soccer-mom with some experience any day.

Welcome to my home, by the way.

Thank you sir. I love how you've decorated the place. Where do you keep the rum?

Hmmm, a partnership.... I like. I get the young, nubile, naive, inexperienced daughters and I'll send you the decrepit moms! Deal.

The rum is over on the side next to the KY.

[Uber Mini]

Pah, 41 years old. Incontinence, memory loss and viagra orders will be no match for me!

Hey kid, respect your elders or I'll whack ya with my cane.

Age and trechery will always beat out youth and enthusiasm. You don't need stamina when you've got experience and skill.

Tell ya what stud, I have no time to instruct novices. You can train the girls for me. Send me the women.
I'll take a soccer-mom with some experience any day.

Welcome to my home, by the way.

Thank you sir. I love how you've decorated the place. Where do you keep the rum?

Hmmm, a partnership.... I like. I get the young, nubile, naive, inexperienced daughters and I'll send you the decrepit moms! Deal.

Ah, a man of principal.
Agreed. Sounds win-win to me. Deal, you take all of the the ones under 20, and I'll have the rest. hehehehehehe

See folks no worries. We can all get along with a little mutually bennefitial compromise.

The rum is over on the side next to the KY.

Um.....KY? I've never tried that with rum. Is it any good? Or is there another reason it's kept next to the rum bottles?

[minimadjonesy]

Rum must be there because jammy has to get em drunk to get to user the KY!!

Welcome to the forum

[minivanman]

i can see that the warnings to any new female members will now have to read I poke badgers with spoons and uber! welcome aboard!