28 replies to this topic

[MerlinTheMini]

Hi everyone,

Basically it's my friends birthday in a few days and I need to get him some really impractical present after receiving one from him (I got hundreds of ball pit balls off him) and I thought this is where you could come in handy.
He loves in a village just outside of Banbury and I was wondering it anyone in the area has any big spare mini parts (broken as I don't want something decent to go to waste) that they could leave on his doorstep and I would really appreciate it.
Any suggestions are welcome and I'll be forever grateful, thanks!

[IainStallard]

You need a whole scrap mini shell ;)

[The Clubby Hubby]

I think this would be classed as fly tipping also there are no large mini parts its a mini

[Carlos W]

If only you were closer.....

[Ben_O]

Forget the Mini parts, you could have some fun with this.

 

How about a dozen watermelons? or perhaps a big case of laxatives?

 

Or you could get something that you could pass off as a present you believe is really special and watch him suffer as he can't bare to tell you it's crap.

 

Can you keep a straight face?

[Miniminx71]

What if he falls over it coming out of his house? Here's your present; a broken hip. Happy Birthday mate. 

[Daviewonder]

Send a dildo to him at work.

[The Clubby Hubby]

cling film his front door then ring the bell lol

[JacckKirk]

You get a massive box
Then a smaller box
Then a smaller box
& again
& again
& again
&again
Then leave something ridiciolous e.g a penny

Have you seen the cups of water prank or wrapping prank
Can of exploding snakes are always a a laugh

[waddle]

 if you want to really annoy him do the pretend car robbery in the night ,

 

1. roll your car onto his drive backwards with everything off,

 2. put the hazzards on and get on the horn at the same time,

3. start it

4. wheel spin off ,  

5.then when he comes out all be standing there with  party poppers and a cake ,

this is best done at 3 am   

 

ps, i accept no responsibility for any injury from said friend.

[megamini_jb]

Laxatives is a good one. Make some chocolate or some cookies with it in then remove all the bog roll from the house

Edited by megamini_jb, 16 July 2014 - 07:03 AM.

[Carlos W]

Laxatives is a good one. Make some chocolate or some cookies with it in then remove all the bog roll from the house

And cling film the toilet seat

[Big Man]

For a week I poured a little puddle of used engine oil under my mates Caterham right under the block... drove him scatty and still does not know to this day what the mysterious oil leak was...oh another mate had an old Escort, was mint but had a Halfords alarm that went off whenever you kicked the tyres....oh the fun I had working a night shift !!! 

[Ben_O]

Give the man a plain old coat hanger.

 

When he asks what the...?

 

Tell him its a birthday suit.

[Ben_O]

 if you want to really annoy him do the pretend car robbery in the night ,

 

1. roll your car onto his drive backwards with everything off,

 2. put the hazzards on and get on the horn at the same time,

3. start it

4. wheel spin off ,  

5.then when he comes out all be standing there with  party poppers and a cake ,

this is best done at 3 am  

 

ps, i accept no responsibility for any injury from said friend.

Don't give him a cake, instead cover an inflated balloon with frosting and then hand him the knife to cut it........