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[mini93]

Get these http://www.amazon.co..._pr_product_top

 

I make a point DO NOT EAT THESE YOURSELF!!! simply read the reviews and you will simply have to get these as a gift for your buddy!

[Ben_O]

Get these http://www.amazon.co..._pr_product_top

 

I make a point DO NOT EAT THESE YOURSELF!!! simply read the reviews and you will simply have to get these as a gift for your buddy!

I have had these.......

[M J W J]

Wrap his car in several layers of alternating bubble wrap and birthday paper.

[JacckKirk]

^ & clingfilm :')

[Tamworthbay]

Get these http://www.amazon.co..._pr_product_top
 
I make a point DO NOT EAT THESE YOURSELF!!! simply read the reviews and you will simply have to get these as a gift for your buddy!

One of the reviews had me in tears:

Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!

First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.

Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

[Ben_O]

Bet the reviewer never expected that his review would be posted on a mini forum for all to enjoy!

[Chance]

LOL I have spent the last hour..probably more reading those reviews

Hilarious

[Ben_O]

LOL I have spent the last hour..probably more reading those reviews

Hilarious

me too!

 

Didn't believe the dinner party one though. sounded ridiculous 

[waddle]

have a read of the mens veet reviews, they make these sound tame  :)

[zinzan]

Nothing beats the mystical powers of THE WOLF SHIRT...read the reviews

 

http://www.amazon.co...ords=wolf shirt

[Miniminx71]

I have seen these Wolf people in ASDA here. In winter, they have the wolf fleece with the majestic back print as well.

[mini93]

have a read of the mens veet reviews, they make these sound tame  :)

Unfrtounatly, its normally fairly difficult to apply Veet to another mans junk without him knowing as a prank

[waddle]

just tell him your moisturising them, then he will suspect nothing  out of the ordinary 

[Harrison541]

If hes out one day, phone a builders merchant and have a 1 ton bag of sand dropped in front of his car or front door or somewhere else inconvenient