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#16 Ben_O

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Posted 18 March 2015 - 08:40 AM

I agree about DPD, they are spot on.

 

I had a pair of drive shafts delivered by them and you can track the exact location of the courier on google maps. I saw on the map he had turned into my road so i was able to go and open the front door just as he pulled up. I couldn't believe how accurate it was.

 

Unfortunately the driveshafts were wrong so they returned the next day at the exact time they said they would with the correct shafts and took the others with him.

Nice bloke and even stopped for a quick chat :-)

 

My Hermes are fine for me unless something gets damaged and then they don't want to help. I  think the problem is that their delivery network comprises of mr Joe Bloggs in his Vauxhall Zafira instead of a crew of uniformed drivers in sign written vans meaning that stuff seems to be harder to track and seemingly impossible to resolve when things go missing.

But then they are very cheap so sometimes worth the risk on large low value items.



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Posted 18 March 2015 - 10:41 AM

Yodel are the result of what happens when you cut costs and resources everywhere.  Rubbish company.



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Posted 18 March 2015 - 10:59 AM

There was something in the paper the other day where a Yodel driver had done a crap in someone's garden - and wiped their arse with a Yodel 'sorry you were out' card. It's true!


what the hell lol
on one hand made me laugh, but thats just mental

#19 Miniminx71

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Posted 18 March 2015 - 11:17 AM

cooperdan, on 18 Mar 2015 - 10:59 AM, said:

 

Miniminx71, on 17 Mar 2015 - 11:08 AM, said:

There was something in the paper the other day where a Yodel driver had done a crap in someone's garden - and wiped their arse with a Yodel 'sorry you were out' card. It's true!


what the hell lol
on one hand made me laugh, but thats just mental

 

http://www.standard....d-10075262.html

 

:lol:



#20 Ben_O

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Posted 18 March 2015 - 11:33 AM

 

cooperdan, on 18 Mar 2015 - 10:59 AM, said:

 

Miniminx71, on 17 Mar 2015 - 11:08 AM, said:

There was something in the paper the other day where a Yodel driver had done a crap in someone's garden - and wiped their arse with a Yodel 'sorry you were out' card. It's true!


what the hell lol
on one hand made me laugh, but thats just mental

 

http://www.standard....d-10075262.html

 

:lol:

 

It says the customer is a comedian. Surely he would have found it funny :lol:

 

It also says that Yodel's executive chairman is called Dick :shifty: 

 

What more can i say? 



#21 paulsmithlookerafterer

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Posted 18 March 2015 - 11:47 AM

 

 

cooperdan, on 18 Mar 2015 - 10:59 AM, said:

 

Miniminx71, on 17 Mar 2015 - 11:08 AM, said:

There was something in the paper the other day where a Yodel driver had done a crap in someone's garden - and wiped their arse with a Yodel 'sorry you were out' card. It's true!


what the hell lol
on one hand made me laugh, but thats just mental

 

http://www.standard....d-10075262.html

 

:lol:

 

It says the customer is a comedian. Surely he would have found it funny :lol:

 

It also says that Yodel's executive chairman is called Dick :shifty:

 

What more can i say? 

 

 

Dick Stead is (almost) an anagram of Dick Tease



#22 Ben_O

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Posted 18 March 2015 - 11:57 AM

 

 

 

cooperdan, on 18 Mar 2015 - 10:59 AM, said:

 

Miniminx71, on 17 Mar 2015 - 11:08 AM, said:

There was something in the paper the other day where a Yodel driver had done a crap in someone's garden - and wiped their arse with a Yodel 'sorry you were out' card. It's true!


what the hell lol
on one hand made me laugh, but thats just mental

 

http://www.standard....d-10075262.html

 

:lol:

 

It says the customer is a comedian. Surely he would have found it funny :lol:

 

It also says that Yodel's executive chairman is called Dick :shifty:

 

What more can i say? 

 

 

Dick Stead is (almost) an anagram of Dick Tease

 

Almost!

 

reminds me of Dick Twist :lol: (don't know if you watched Miranda?)



#23 paulsmithlookerafterer

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Posted 18 March 2015 - 12:12 PM

I don't, but the missus is obsessed with her!






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