Didn't mean to make it sound as if you were!
Good man, didn't mean to sound condesending, or imply you were stupid, I just know it's not worth it in the end. (well sometimes it is)
I'd just rather see him blow up a car tring to chase me down!
Right, enough of this, get oot there and gie the asshole a Glasgea Kiss right on the hooter....................see, there I go again

Mini is looking good by the way, I have just stripped, sanded, painted and rebuilt the front subframe on Rab, and can't wait to get him back on all 4 wheels again, so I can concentrate on the engine.