procedures for starting an old engine
#1
Posted 03 September 2006 - 08:26 AM
#2
Posted 03 September 2006 - 08:47 AM
and new petrol helps as the old stuff would of gone off
#3
Posted 04 September 2006 - 06:53 AM
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Posted 04 September 2006 - 10:00 AM
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Posted 04 September 2006 - 02:32 PM
#6
Posted 04 September 2006 - 03:20 PM
The thing that goes in the ignition.turn the key???
I think they mean assuming the engine is still attached to a car.
#7
Posted 04 September 2006 - 03:58 PM
if it dosnet start, add some swear words to that sentence i will cencor for childen sake 'I F*****G TOLD YOU TO START YOU BAG OF S**T, IF U DONT START THIS TIME IM GONNA BURN YOU TO HELL!!!! YOU HEAR ME HELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!
that should just about do it
#8
Posted 04 September 2006 - 04:00 PM
i nkow how u start an old engine! walk to B&Q spend 5 quid on a decent hammer, walk back to the car, say with the hammer in the air, 'if u dont start this hammer is going into ur brain(the block)' turn the key, and volia then praise and stroke the car for its efforts and tell it you love it, but keep the hammer handy as u never know!
if it dosnet start, add some swear words to that sentence i will cencor for childen sake 'I F*****G TOLD YOU TO START YOU BAG OF S**T, IF U DONT START THIS TIME IM GONNA BURN YOU TO HELL!!!! YOU HEAR ME HELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!
that should just about do it
Yeah I think that's the method Haynes suggests
#9
Posted 04 September 2006 - 04:28 PM
i nkow how u start an old engine! walk to B&Q spend 5 quid on a decent hammer, walk back to the car, say with the hammer in the air, 'if u dont start this hammer is going into ur brain(the block)' turn the key, and volia then praise and stroke the car for its efforts and tell it you love it, but keep the hammer handy as u never know!
if it dosnet start, add some swear words to that sentence i will cencor for childen sake 'I F*****G TOLD YOU TO START YOU BAG OF S**T, IF U DONT START THIS TIME IM GONNA BURN YOU TO HELL!!!! YOU HEAR ME HELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!
that should just about do it
I can imagine some people go through that same routine every morning.
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