So today's installment....
After talking to a mini specialist here in Sydney, which are thin on the ground, we went over my analysis so far. He was really not convinced about valve guides being the cause. I tend to agree as the fact there is zero smoke just didn't make it add up. The head was refreshed recently also, and although the guides were not replaced they were checked for wear / free play.
Using my new gauge I blocked off the ECU vacuum pipe and rigged up a little t-piece. 1 end to the ECU, 1 end to the gauge, and 1 end to a syringe so I could manually pull a vacuum. Started the car by inducing some vacuum with the syringe and then held it steady around 18 inHg. Voila, the car idles lovely. Connected MemsFCR and there were no fault codes and the O2 sensor was working as it should. I seemed to be pulling pretty hard on the syringe to just get the right vacuum which was odd. After about a minute I started to loose the idle and memsFCR was showing I was loosing vacuum, so I pulled harder on the syringe.... then the MAP sensor just died. Bugger. So looks like I destroyed the sensor with this test, or maybe it was shot anyway and I just put it out of its misery.
I don't see how a bad MAP sensor could make the vacuum dance around like described above... could it ? Opened up the ECU, and the MAP sensor body is intact, the rubber hose joining it to the nipple is not split. I do note it seems to have been replaced already, the solder joints are caked in dried flux which is not good. I'll clean that up tomorrow and inspect under a microscope to make sure the flux hasn't eaten away any tracks. In the meantime I have ordered a new MAP sensor. It is an easy replacement - only 3 pins to solder. Sad part is it could take 6 weeks to get here. Not sure if this is going to be a fix, or just get me back to square 1... time will tell.
Anyway here is a picture of the shocking solder job done by previous repair.