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[stuart bowes]

software updates 

 

every single app or bit of software or game they just couldn't be bothered to program correctly in the first place, and instead of doing product development and testing they just release it into the wild with hundreds of faults and expect us to waste our lives away doing updates every 5 minutes 

 

or worse, software that works perfectly fine but the programmers need to prove they're still worth employing so they dash out another series of changes that in a lot of cases make everything worse.. If it aint broke just f£"$% leave it alone 

Edited by stuart bowes, 21 September 2023 - 08:38 AM.

[Chris1275gt]

Phones stuck to peoples ears everywhere you go talking nonsense all day long.
Tattoos I’m convinced people think it gives them a personality it doesn’t, we had tattoos when we were kids you licked the paper stuck it on your arm and hey presto, then we grew up.
Why is it that every sprogg that pops out these days has to have a weird name, what’s wrong with having a Christopher!

People! When will they realise that outside of their family nobody is even remotely interested in anything they ever say or do.

Dog owners. It’s a dog not a kid it has no idea what your banging on about. It just always wants something to eat.

Finally for today, the “it’s not a mini brigade” the MINI is a nice looking car people like them they buy shed loads of them they are not late 50s cars that were not upgraded except in respect of compliance to modern standards, they are noisy an uncomfortable ride and a pain in the arse half the time but, they are quaint and some of us like them and some of us drive them around and wouldn’t be without them! Get over it.

[bpirie1000]

Spam phone calls.

So picture this....

Spent most of the day waiting g for an important phone call. Loads of things to do,including checking a suspect wasps in the loft....

So climb the ladder phone in hand.

Climb over Christmas decorations.. all the kids old junk, all the important never to be used again stuff...

Suddenly the loft light bulb popped. DARKNESS.... Great..

Just at that bumped into a lamp stand(slightly **** myself) just as I am getting g over that....then phone goes off.....(properly **** myself).... the important call I was waiting for...

So standing perched on a si gle roof beam in my loft standing speaking to a woman in a call centre saying she is going to sort my car crash injuries out and that she will send me a cheque withing the month and... well she politely is told that I decline her offer and that I was mean time otherwise engaged....

OR WORDS TO THAT EFFECT......

SO ROOM 101- CALL CENTRES....

[minifreek1]

CHAVs

 

Weed smoking CHAVs

 

The drug dealer down the road from me where the Police dont seem to be bothered by....

 

People texting/using phones whilst driving....

 

Idiots with dogs sat on their laps whilst driving...

 

Cheap cra%&y TV like Love Island and the likes....

 

I could go on...

 

Oh yeah the weather....

Edited by minifreek1, 11 October 2023 - 02:21 PM.

[panky]

Stupid big EV SUV's 

[mister bridger]

Reality TV and game shows, or just about anything that's on  saturday night