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#46 Silicon Skum

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 03:11 AM

gothic lesbians, NOW we're talking... :xxx: :)



OOOOOOOOHHHH YEAHHHH!!!! :D

That reminds me of a Friday night at a night club called the "Mayfair" in Newcastle (sadly long since gone to make way for a "trendy" yuppie type bar and cr*p). Was always a good night , mostly heavy metal / heavy rock stuff - used to hang about on the upstairs balcony area, just behind the speakers (with all the stoners and the goths chilling out in a dark area - don't remember how I used to get home....think I flew most of the way......possibly on the back of a giant bat.......or maybe I walked, I dunno.)

The odd group of charvers would walk in looking for cheap booze, and usually wondering WHY the bouncers were laghing at them (more than usual amount), and asking " Are you sure your ready for this?". You know that scene in the film Blade - the bit with the "blood rave" - with the victim / light snack wandering round slowly getting more nervous and then the look of shear horror as he quickly realises what he just walked into?........THAT is what the charvers looked like just before they started edging towards the door in fear. Always a good laugh! :shifty:

Gota love the goth girls though.......

<mind wanders off>


Huh?...oh, yeah anyway, I once knew a vampire - as in really drinks blood ! - she was serious GOTH, but damn cool. She had a special ring with a small needle built inside the stone......Had to turn down her offer of drinking my blood - it sounded good at the time (as in "WA-HOOO....OHH YEAY !") - for about 2 seconds until what she just offered, sunk into my mind.
I'm not actually put-off by the concept........Just where / what she wanted to drink FROM - Just the thought of it made my eyes water! :D :D Thank god for garlic underpants!

I like goth girls, usually get on great with them - prolly helps that I wear a lot of black and lean towards the dark side. Would explain why I'm posting this at 04:15 in the morning - gota avoid that natural light! :xxx:


Was'nt there a topic about a car or something?? no? oh well...

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 07:25 AM

Enough of the gothic lesbians, plizz? (anyway, you forgot to add "twins" into the bargain) I'm trying to work & it's a tremendous distraction.........mmmm.......... :)

A KIRK - Nope, soz Fella. Can't make Ace Cafe as I will be dangling from a rope halfway up a crag in North Wales wearing far-too-tight rubber shoes. Matilda will still be at home, though, so you & Katie should pop round & give her a 'cuddle'..... :shifty:

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 09:21 AM

...a Todger-Dodger???!!!


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Love the terminology; I'm stealing that one!

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 09:56 AM

Back to the Mini, any chance of some daylight shots of that interior? I'm a bit of a red leather seat junky!* Beautiful car.

Pete

*OK, so our mayfair has a beige velour interior, but my RSP was black with the fantastically eighties black-with-red interior. Also my other car (MGF) is black with red leather seats and wheel.



Mmmmmmmm.......I love red leather...... :) (even if it was previously someone else's skin :D ). This is from last year. I ain't got no shots of her back seats too (nice double negative, Juju), but that can be arranged. :shifty:

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 10:04 AM

Juju

You shouldn't be dangling, you should be leading! where you going Ogwen?

#51 Silicon Skum

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 11:38 AM

Enough of the gothic lesbians, plizz? (anyway, you forgot to add "twins" into the bargain) I'm trying to work & it's a tremendous distraction.........mmmm.......... :)



Heh, soz - early-morning-lack-of sleep Brain Fart syndrome. :D

I will resist making any more comments in that direction......... though:

I will be dangling from a rope halfway up a crag...


DOH! :shifty: J/K! :D

Do love your car though! - only one question, is the engine bay as tidy as the rest of the car - and if so, any chance of some pics? Or is the engine something that is planned for tidying up at a later date?

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 11:44 AM

Do love your car though! - only one question, is the engine bay as tidy as the rest of the car - and if so, any chance of some pics? Or is the engine something that is planned for tidying up at a later date?

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Her engine bay isn't too bad but could do with a bit of spit & polish to be honest. She's my daily runner & I have no garage or driveway :) , so I'd be urinating in a gale if I spend too much effort trying to keep her spankingly tidy. :shifty:

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 11:53 AM

so I'd be urinating in a Gale..........


Won't Gale mind? :shifty:

Ummm, I like leather seats, but they gives me a hot bot! :)

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 12:47 PM

Juju did you dye the steering wheel bits red yourself?

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 01:02 PM

Juju did you dye the steering wheel bits red yourself?


Nope. 'T'was her previous & first Mummy who chose the interior. I have much to thank her for. :thumbsup:

mini mad me - No, Gale won't mind. She's more than accommodating..........

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 05:19 PM

:thumbsup: honeypie, shes a stunner!! Nelson wants to go to W&P now...

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 07:26 PM

Well you enjoy being tied up and wearing rubber.

Me and Katie will drive pass and wave at her, just to make sure she doesn't get to upset

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Posted 28 July 2007 - 12:32 PM

Beautiful car Juju, but can we please stop the kinky bondage, leather, lesbian chat because it's disgusting, uncalled for and it's making horny.

Thankyou.

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Posted 12 August 2007 - 12:20 PM

Nice to see more goth minis!

Picture of jack looking lovely (but very un-goth) in the sunshine...


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Posted 12 August 2007 - 12:31 PM

Nice to see more goth minis!

Picture of jack looking lovely (but very un-goth) in the sunshine...



Ooooooh.............he's gorgeoulicious!! :xxx: In fact, he might even "turn" Matilda. :xxx:




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