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[panelbeaterpeter]

This is probably the most ridiculous thread I have ever read.

[Mini_Magic]

This has certinally "sparked" some controversy

You're such a bright "spark"

His "spark" is worse than his bite

I'll get my coat...

[Ethel]

This has certinally "sparked" some controversy

You're such a bright "spark"

His "spark" is worse than his bite

I'll get my coat...

Sparkasm is the lowest form of wit, Magic.

[panelbeaterpeter]

Now where's the gun...

[heavyhasso]

The reality is this the vehicle would be in a dangerous condition therefore anyone driving, using or causing the vehicle to be on the road or in a public place could be guilty of Dangerous driving etc.

Driving it would be considered dangerous if the driving ot the condition the vehicle was in fell far beneath the standards of a competent and careful driver (judging by the comments I think this point is proved).

Of course if someone 9other than the driver) were to die as a result of this vehicles presence on the road thent eh charge would be Death by dangerous Driving (Again this would be due to the condition of teh car and/or the driving). If that was the case Do not pass go do not collect £200 adn spend the next 7 -10 years thinking what else you should not stick on you car.

[my_first_mini]

stupidest idea ive ever heard, not cool, your not cool

YOU SHOULD BE SHOT

should be shot in the forhead dont want to take this risk of using two bullets it would be a waste!

[mini93]

no no no, not shooting kneeling down at head height n bumped into...

(not personal insult just correcting them ebing wrong)

[minivanman]

All slagging off aside, a spark plug isnt going to rust up, most of the bit that will be sticking out is made of porcelain

[v8mini]

.. i say go for it.. kent be any worse then f*ckin mercs things can it.. and if you get pulles over.. unscew it!!

Spark plug fixed to a bonnet, leathal.
Mercades 'Silver Arrow' fixed to the bonnet, Non-Lethal. Because it collapses!

so if you mount the said plug on a spring it should be ok ??

better still mount it with electrode facing up and wire it to a coil and have it sparking at night...... maybe not

[CanadianMiniFan]

I still don't see the point.. unless you are planning on doing a few hit n' runs.

Just imagine.. your bonnet gets stuck and your putting loads of force into getting it open, boom, it springs open. normally you would have a big bump on your head (i know from experience), this time you'd be going to a hospital with a spark plug stuck hanging out of your eye! Very clever

Or, just think about that little kid that steps out in front of you (that just happens to be the exact same head height as your little spark plug) your then left with a little kid hanging off your bonnet with a lot of blood and not much crying. Again, very clever.

omg, both of your comments actually made me laugh...

[CanadianMiniFan]

[/qoute] My mates stuck a fluffy squirrel on to the bonnet of my car once, with hot glue and a bent piece of a copper pipe. [/quote]

what jammy? it made me laugh but...what?

[CanadianMiniFan]

oh, and are you actually serious about this spark plug, or is it a joke...see it's scarying me that you're serious...