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[8vAlan]

when you go to the pub and your mates can see yov'e just had nookie in the mini by looking at your wet knees

brilliant!

one of your main criteria when looking for a house is that it has a garage so the mini doesn't get cold...

you have mini stickers on you citroen, when people ask why you say it wants to be a mini!...

[Juju]

...Your Nan offers to knit your car a scarf for Christmas.

Ahhhhhhhh!!! Can she do Matilda one as well? Please?


You can tell you're a mini owner when:

.....You tell your car to "Stay there & be good" when you leave it in the car park to go shopping.

.....You can't see your car for the crowd of geriatrics that are cooing & dribbling over it in the pub carpark on "Half price steak for pensioners thursday". ("Ooooooooooh, isn't it a pretty little one....")

....Your boss tells you "Did you keep the box it came in? They're worth more like that". (Ha-di-frigging-ha-haaaar. Go away & die. > )

....Your little brother tapes a sparkler to the aerial & shouts "Look, I've turned it into a proper dodgem!".

> Funny boy. *punches in belly*

[sweetser]

(Ha-di-frigging-ha-haaaar. Go away & die. > )

haha lmao

[yorkshirechris]

... When the 7 year old kid who says "aww look at your little mini" gets pinned up against a wall and educated about the Bini and the real Mini...

[Jupitus]

... when you indicate left to make your horn sound !!!

[yorkshirechris]

When you have to possess the skill of turning off your wipers just as they hit the dead bottom of the screen... otherwise they'll just stop wherever they are

[Teapot]

... when you indicate left to make your horn sound !!!

Is this a warning about Huey's new loom?

[Jupitus]

... when you indicate left to make your horn sound !!!

Is this a warning about Huey's new loom?

Hehe - no... if it was I would have included the flashing the lights and braking at the same time!!

[Mininman_Aid]

... when your hands are ALWAYS dirty!

... when you always pull over when you see another Mini that looks a bit borken down... and find its something you've fixed before so know how to do it!

... when you wait till the start of a free weekend before attempting a 'ten minute job'

... when you fit a 1000W amp, 6x9's, a 10" sub and a million other speakers so you can hear your stereo over your exhaust when you go above 3000rpm!

... when you know that half full on the fuel guage really means nearly empty!

... when a chav in a corsa laughs at you for having a girly car, then laughing back saying 'Ha, my mums got one of those' then beating him off from the next 3 sets of lights, despite his very best efforts.

... when you dont bother using half the switches on the dash as you know they dont do anything!

... when you wear a rain coat in the car when its raining!

[dave20046]

... when your hands are ALWAYS dirty!

... when you always pull over when you see another Mini that looks a bit borken down... and find its something you've fixed before so know how to do it!

... when you ....switches on the dash as you know they dont do anything!

... when you wear a rain coat in the car when its raining!

....When you feel you've pulled the wool over the MOT tester's eyes when it passes.
...when you have dreams about exactly what job your going to do to your car next.
...when your work uniform's covered in grease and tears.
....when you have one car but four engines.
I love my mini

[Sprite_It_Up]

..you park in the trolley bays at supermarkets

haha thats wicked!!!!!!!! or parking two minis in one parking bay, done that before it does work lol

Ben xxx

[Mininman_Aid]

... when you choose to do a degree in engineering so you can fix mroe things on your Mini...

[miRon]

when you get used to losing ALL electrical power at night.......lol

[Sprite_It_Up]

When you start talking to your mini to make it start on the cold mornings, it works, they love love love it!!!!!!!!1

Ben xxx

[Lund]

...When you walk to college