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[strebblo]

a little burnt with butter tastes really nice IMO, for some reason it makes tea taste better too lol

mmmm... burned skin with butter!? Yeah, I've been there too - read my post above.
No clue what your tea comment is about though..

[Bungle]

yeah back to toast

[Bean]

Nah, I find it's hard to eat when the toast is behind you

[strebblo]

Agreed - I just can't hear anyones mum saying "I need teeth in the back of my head with you lot I do..."

[1984mini25]

Why is there always a setting on every toaster that burns a pace of bread to a crisp in seconds?

Or is it just my toaster that I have to play Russian roulette with?
Low setting: pops up, not done enough, back down for a second time and pops up burnt to a crisp.
Medium setting: same again, slightly better but still not proper toast, second try, cremated again.

So every time i want some decent toast I have to put it in for one full turn on the low setting and then again for a second time but, turn off the toaster so it pops up just before its cremated, depending upon how awake I am depends upon the crispness of the toast i get.

[strebblo]

The problem here is that not enough people take toast seriously enough...

You need to invest in a good toaster, if it's less than £50, then you obviously don't love toast enough.

what the hell am I talking about?! My wife works for debenhams so we got a 70 quid toaster for about £25 in the sale, and it's still cr@p!

[*Raz*]

dont ask Jammy that question, he gets confused between Marmalades and Jam for his toast!! Poor lil lad

[blacktulip]

toast without tea just dont happen lol, unless theres coffee lovers out there.

[blacktulip]

The problem here is that not enough people take toast seriously enough...

You need to invest in a good toaster, if it's less than £50, then you obviously don't love toast enough.

what the hell am I talking about?! My wife works for debenhams so we got a 70 quid toaster for about £25 in the sale, and it's still cr@p!

lol coal fire and a fork here we come??

[Nev]

How Should You Eat Toast ?

Naked.

Although, dont do it at work

[*Raz*]

How Should You Eat Toast ?

Naked.

Although, dont do it at work

Damn I didnt read the last bit, now im getting funny looks in the office

[strebblo]

lol coal fire and a fork here we come??

Yes but it doesn't half bugger up the work top..

Edited by strebblo, 19 November 2007 - 01:28 PM.

[CooperTrooper]

mmm I like white toast with a bit of marg on and then a huge helping of nutty peanut butter - what i normally do is put the jar of peanut butter on the top of the toaster so the jar heats up & makes the peanut butter go all gooey and then when the toasts popped, its ready to 'slap on'

[Juju]

No toaster. Under the grill, so you have to watch it & always achieve the perfect finish.
Thick sliced homemade bread - wholemeal with seedy bits.
Butter. NEVER marg/spreadybollocks.
Marmite. Thickly spread so it strips the roof of your mouth.

[strebblo]

Marmite. Thickly spread so it strips the roof of your mouth.

Hmmm.. pervy goth toast?!