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[taffy1967]

Gives Vern a big kiss under the mistletoe.



Oh hang on Verns a boy? Oh well gives Bec a big kiss to make up.

Edited by taffy1967, 23 December 2007 - 06:28 PM.

[Bec]

Ohhhh a christmas bonus

Thanks Taff

[che]

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old *woman of ill repute* on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

[che]

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old sl*t on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

[Barnett]

...Kids are going ape!! Christmas eve...the finaleeeeee.

Turkey is defrosting, need to pop out in the search for Parsnips, rare as rocking horse poo here in Germany so thats a quest...cant have a Christmas dinner without roasted Parsnips!!

Time for a beer!! or two...

Merry Christmas to all.

[miniman retford]

Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year to everyone

[MissSportyGT]

Merry Christmas

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[Bungle]

do the German's do the tree thing barnett or is it just us Britt's ?

[Barnett]

do the German's do the tree thing barnett or is it just us Britt's ?

That they do...its a bit different, Santa comes on the 6th December, and Christ kind comes tonight, we will be sitting around giving pressies out tonight about 8...its more family value here, Christmas is not just for Kids...

Germans normally have goose, but hey...whats Christmas without Turkey and trifle???? Narfing...lol

I do miss the Brit Christmas do, but hey Germany rocks at Christmas too!! snow has been falling for a few days on and oof, all the trees are white and frozen.

Ive brought Mrs Barnett something extra special, cant wait to see her wearing it....

" Merry Christmas all!! "

[Jupitus]

Sounds like you're having a splendid time... enjoy!

Happy Christmas to all fellow mini lovers

[Bungle]

i was just wondering because the tree thing came after the 2nd world war as a thank you for help against the Germans

[Barnett]

i was just wondering because the tree thing came after the 2nd world war as a thank you for help against the Germans

Dont thank me!! Thank Churchill.....

Holy night...last minute things to do!! wifes having a poo fit, kids are going nuts, dads snoring on the setee....time to eat!! time to give pressies!!

" Merry Christmas!! "

[Barnett]

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German for......................................................................

[rozzer!]

when santa comes down the chimney, ask him to clean it up!

[Bungle]

is it christmas day in germini yet ?