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[Bungle]

we have just found out we don't have a turkey for tomorrow

the local turkey farm has had 8000 birds stolen last night

it has bankrupted the farm owners and left us with out any thing to eat tomorrow

[1984mini25]

I’ve been Ill for the past 4 days and been spending most of my time asleep in bed, so haven’t even finished buying presents, let alone going out for Christmas drinks, etc.

Although I’m slowly getting better, so might not feel so C**p for tomorrow and I could always buy later Christmas presents in the sales.

[Barnett]

Eeeerm!! we ran out of Pfungstäder beer last night...Stanley has lost his two front teeth due to his younger brother Leo...wooooohooooooo!! ( 3 years younger......) what a brut he is...just like his Papa.

I even started the mini up and gave her a pressie, i licked her John cooper Moto lita steering wheel...and started her up after 5 weeks of sitting lamm...

Sorry to hear about your Turkey Bungle...bit rotton isn't it.

" Merry Christmas!! "

[minili]

we have just found out we don't have a turkey for tomorrow

the local turkey farm has had 8000 birds stolen last night

it has bankrupted the farm owners and left us with out any thing to eat tomorrow

Really?!

I'm not big on Christmas this year to be honest, I'm meant to be moving house but delayed by everything closing down... Can't get a bed or a washing machine (well I can order stuff but it will take extra long to get here) and can't rent a van til the end of the week, so I'm stuck at my parents' house. Most people would not consider this a bad thing at Christmas, but quite frankly at any time of year I prefer having my own space.
/rant

[robson]

my car is in pieces

self inflicted though!

[blacktulip]

my girlfriend is really ill so we cant go out tonight still will have some cans indoors and will probably sit on here tonight. i havent even wrapped up presents yet lol.

[BoboGib]

Just been called in to work a night shift as the boss can't get hold of the guys on the standby list.

[miRon]

i have got 4 different cemertry's to go to tommorrow......

[Danny_California]

Some bar stud decided to knock my offside wing mirror off on saturday Heartless pr*cks

[Southy]

I came back to my mini today after doing some last minute shopping in the Asda and some chavs are sat on my front wings drinking some beer, told them to f**k off, words were exchanged amonst us, till a BINI owner asked if everything was ok to which i answered, 'Yeah they were just leaving' haha

[A KIRK]

oh Christmas a time of year to be joyfull, my arse.

I must be the only person I know who hates Christmas, and the older I get the more I don't like it. I fail to see any need in getting excited over one day, which will have cost people £100's. The the hype does my head in, people go crazy shopping, why most shops are now only closed for 1 day, so whats the big deal.

I find Christmas the most boring time of year, can't work as most of my clients shut down, can't work on the cars, well I can but out of politeness for the neighbours I won't.

Why do we make such a fuss over it? especially as very few people are religous these days.

I for one will be glad when its all over and done with, and we can get back to normal.

Anyway Merry Christmas to those of you who do enjoy it.

[MiNi FiZ]

bloody hell, people always find something to complain about...

relax, have fun, enjoy the day off.

GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR/MADAM

[Spenner]

we have just found out we don't have a turkey for tomorrow

the local turkey farm has had 8000 birds stolen last night

it has bankrupted the farm owners and left us with out any thing to eat tomorrow

Bungle get in the mini and drive north for xmas and follow the star to swindon trheres enough for mrs bungle and junior

[Bungle]

LOL thats for the offer but we are now sorted ish

we have 2 small turkeys as we couldn't find a big one

[Spenner]

LOL thats for the offer but we are now sorted ish

we have 2 small turkeys as we couldn't find a big one

no worries mate im abig turkey so im told lol Just got home from the pub and going back if Mrs mates will let me LOL