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[Bigideas]

I was working at Dividstow today in a council depot stockpiling chippings. Just before the depot i noticed a Rucksack beside a cattle grid. So I stopped and got out of my van, looked around and could see no one about. I picked up the rucksack which was full of camping stuff.
I was tickled pink with my find.
When a voice behind me said that's mine. I turned around to see about 20 Army men in full uniform with guns laughing about how i jumped. I must confess i almost S my pants.

Any how I could see them all morning in the woods beside were i was working. The Army men had made a little camp in the woods.
At about mid morning i notice alot more of them walking pass in a long line. The lads beside of me lined up and followed the others. The Camp was empty.

Now at about mid day i was taking short if you know what i mean. So i walked in to the woods with my toilet roll in hand. I walked into the camp the soldiers had made in the woods. Know one around. So i did my business in the middle of the camp and went back to work.

As i was leaving work i could see the soldiers returning to camp.

My warning is if you see a Rucksack beside the road at Davidstow dont stop and pick it up. Also be careful where you step in the woods.

[miniT]

Very funny......but i'm inclined to not believe you!!!

[Bigideas]

Its all true

[miniT]

Just another day in the life of malc eh??

[slady]

That'll teach ya!!

Made me laugh though.

[Bigideas]

If you dont believe me then i can take you to the spot and show you

[miniT]

If you dont believe me then i can take you to the spot and show you

Don't tell everyone about our secret spot Malc

[Bigideas]

If you dont believe me then i can take you to the spot and show you

Don't tell everyone about our secret spot Malc

Its a shame i dont remember anything about our secret spot. it must of been the time you got me drunk > > >

[Bigideas]

Went back to Davidstow this afternoon and the Rucksack was beside the cattle grid again.

But the soldiers have moved camp for some reason

I cant think why

[dougal]

[quote name='Bigideas' date='Feb 7 2008, 06:29 PM' post='836648']
Went back to Davidstow this afternoon and the Rucksack was beside the cattle grid again.

But the soldiers have moved camp for some reason

I cant think why

glad you had some self control this time round

[Bigideas]

[Mini Beth]

yeah they have been up there all week! Driving at night is scary especially when theres a random man standing on the side of the road!!!

[gceclifton]

u shoulda pulled up quick and nicked it... that'd wipe the smile of their faces

[Bigideas]

u shoulda pulled up quick and nicked it... that'd wipe the smile of their faces

But at lease i got them to move camp  mmmm.gif   19.36K   8 downloads

Edited by Bigideas, 04 March 2008 - 09:02 PM.