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[Rob Himself]

http://corsasport.co...p...8741&page=1

36 pages long, but well worth a skim read - it's sooooooo funny!


To summarise just a host of the fails, he has:

- Drilled the throttle body, thinking it was the airbox.


- Replaced the t'body, and driven with no filter.

- Smoothed the boot lock, and literally just rammed it inch-thick with filler


- Installed a PS2, via mains inverter.


- Run 2 HU's


- Painted his dampers, steering arm and driveshafts


- Sprayed the engine... literally - rocker cover, block, HT leads, exhaust manifold and all.


- Wet+dry'd his rear windscreen


Done some very good front-end welding. No it's not straight. Yes, that is a "strengthening bar" behind.


Made some kinda A-frame rear strut brace......


......held together with 2 small bolts.


Put his tyres on the wrong way round


Moved the screen-






Oh, and he's not insured. Nonce. Can I get an eepppiiiiiiccccc fail!

[yorkshirechris]

Not bad for a corsa driver

[marc]

I was just about to ask where he lives and saw he's from nottinghamshire! Am i legally allowed to reverse flat out into him in my land rover?? It would make it look better?!?!

[yorkshirechris]

No because he might fill in the dints you make with filler

[Grimmy@JHE]

this isnt bad for a corsa either.
what is it with corsa's? yes there peoples first cars, but it doesnt meen there all bad.
i see poo mini's all the time but no one gives them that much stick.

[Globule]

The comments are just great and i love how he tends to ignore all the abusive ones, which is pretty much all of them

[Rob Himself]

this isnt bad for a corsa either.
what is it with corsa's? yes there peoples first cars, but it doesnt meen there all bad.
i see poo mini's all the time but no one gives them that much stick.

X16XE on throttle bodies ... I'd take a stab at 140bhp?

[The Matt]

I can't get the link to open on my pooter for some reason

But anyway, nice work!

[*DJH*]

what the hell!?

[Mini_Magic]

The scary part is, there really are people like this on our roads!

[Grimmy@JHE]

sbd cams, forged pistons, steel rods, mbe management, lightened and balenced crank, injectors the size of your house. about 200bhp. was rolling roaded at 180 but was burning at bit of oil but we sorted that and improved alot. hard to keep on the road though.

[marc]

Grimmy, can i have that engine pleasey? Swap it for a standard one?? Its going to a good home, my mini (when its done).

No?? Ok, i'm going now...

[oli8925]

The scary part is, there really are people like this on our roads!

scares the poo out of me!

as for his thread, i havnt laughed this much in ages! some of the comments are brilliant. he is an absolute goon tho

[Dan1991]

Nice work.....

[Bungle]

what a tool