60 replies to this topic

[Black.Ghost]

Nope, its fine.

I love Oliver. We understand each other, and know each other's needs.

[oli8925]

awwww! now isnt that sweet. must be love!

Is it wrong to love a mini?

not at all! i love my mini! however the feeling isnt mutual, everytime i try to ride her she, she just refuses to move and its not very fun ...although thinking about it, it does often happen in a week period every month, accompanied by a leak of oil and general grumpyness...

[oli8925]

Nope, its fine.

I love Oliver. We understand each other, and know each other's needs.

awww. i feel that too honey

[Southy]

I go away for an hour or so and i come back and eveyone is talking all filthy ........

I wasnt going to get married till i was in my late 20's early 30's but oh youve twisted my arm.....wheredo i drop off my CV???

[charlie_the_miniboy]

i'm a trained mechanic, trained at a mini specialist......

but i am taken........for now....
my mini needs ALL my time!!!!

[Black.Ghost]

awwww! now isnt that sweet. must be love!

Is it wrong to love a mini?

not at all! i love my mini! however the feeling isnt mutual, everytime i try to ride her she, she just refuses to move and its not very fun ...although thinking about it, it does often happen in a week period every month, accompanied by a leak of oil and general grumpyness...

PMSL!!

This is quite an amusing thread.

[Lund]

Cringe!

[coop]

quite a few applications to sift through!

Coop did run okay today though, even with a coat of snow on!

[MrsBiggav]

[quote name='coop' date='Mar 4 2008, 06:49 PM' post='871267']
quite a few applications to sift through!

Coop did run okay today though, even with a coat of snow on!



What you need is a multi skilled man like Biggav, he's a plumber so he can do stuff round the house, he used to work at the mini factory in Oxford so he's good with cars and he's a fireman so the inform comes in handy when we expand our tribe of kids.

There must be another man out there like my Hubby.......

[Bungle]

yes a carpenter i work with

8 kids before his girl friend sent him for the snip, also a part time fire man

[SprattBoy]

Yeah fingers crossed, did it start? Even thought you battery is fine the Mini Magazine has a section on the best ones, worst ones etc. (I can't remember what month but it has a pink mini on the front with PINKLE on the reg.)

SprattBoy

[lil dan]

i could pay for a mechanic, hire a plumber, aquire a uniform er... and er... dogging and lesbians was in the too somewhere?


just another offer lol

[Dog]

Well,

I am a quilified Mechanic, own a RAF (atc) uniform, I can plumb, I can't do joinary, I can weld, I a male lesbian, can do DIY, and I can also fix diggers and other such plant equipment right down to your Lawn mower

[s_robinson91]

Im a motorsport apprentice, just moved from historic rallying to engines and transmissions ha ha lol

[wayneb911]

Im a motorsport apprentice, just moved from historic rallying to engines and transmissions ha ha lol

Im a mechanic but taken im afraid. Work on anything that has wheels im handy round the house, least i hope i am, dont have a firemans uniform but hey isnt the birthday suite better!!!