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[*Raz*]

Family Guy rocks!

My favourite bit has to be .....


Stewie: This is even better than the time i saw Bobby McFerrin Fall down the stairs

Cue Bobby McFerrin....

I LOVE THAT ONE!!!!!!!

x

[Sammy D]

Brian Griffin! Lol.

You scored 50% Evilness, 55% Horniness, 55% Intelligence, and 40% Fitness!

[oli8925]

my favourite is the episode where peter and louis go on holiday and leave brian in charge. chris gets framed with a bottle of alcohol at school by upside down face kid so stewie and brian go to see his parents.

Brian "...your son has really turned Chris's life upside down...face."

if anyones seen this and can remember it, the face stewie makes to brian at this point cracks me up everytime!

unfortunately tho i cant find it on you tube

[*Raz*]

my favourite is the episode where peter and louis go on holiday and leave brian in charge. chris gets framed with a bottle of alcohol at school by upside down face kid so stewie and brian go to see his parents.

Brian "...your son has really turned Chris's life upside down...face."

if anyones seen this and can remember it, the face stewie makes to brian at this point cracks me up everytime!

unfortunately tho i cant find it on you tube

watched that the other day, genius

[oli8925]

my favourite is the episode where peter and louis go on holiday and leave brian in charge. chris gets framed with a bottle of alcohol at school by upside down face kid so stewie and brian go to see his parents.

Brian "...your son has really turned Chris's life upside down...face."

if anyones seen this and can remember it, the face stewie makes to brian at this point cracks me up everytime!

unfortunately tho i cant find it on you tube

watched that the other day, genius

got it right here on doovde (i might have stolen it from my girlfriend...she still doesnt know ) season 4 episode 1

[Black.Ghost]

Enjoy:

FG Quotes:

Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my *******


Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'

Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy. ( one of my favorites )

Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? because,uh I don't want to be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.

Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in. (Flashback to Veitnam)
Peter (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. Their gonna be looking for army people.

Another of my favs :

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.

Chris: Hey little dude, how about some ice cream?
Stewie: Yes I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles. And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.

I found myself reading those in the voices of each character. You can't help but do that

FG is awesome. Stewie is definitely the best.

[Gibbo]

Your Score: Brian Griffin

You scored 10% Evilness, 70% Horniness, 85% Intelligence, and 40% Fitness!

there is a guy at my work called chris griffin!!

[Dog]

Ninja Jerry Nelson

You scored;

• 35% Evilness,
• 35% Horniness,
• 50% Intelligence,
• 55% Fitness!

You're a good guy and you kick ass. Who needs book smarts when you have nunchucks? And all that ninja work leaves you with little time for sex. You're also pretty lucky, both in finding tickets in beer bottles, and just to be alive.

"Honey, you know you can't sneak up on me like that!"

[nurseholliday]

Your Score: Joe Swanson
You scored 40% Evilness, 80% Horniness, 100% Intelligence, and 65% Fitness!

You're Joe Swanson!

You're a powerhouse of physical fitness, aside from that whole "wheelchair" thing. You're also one of the good guys, ready to fight crime day or night. You're smart, too, and when you come home from a long day of writing traffic tickets and saving orphans you're ready to make sure your wife stays pregnant for another three seasons. Go you!

"ALL RIGHT! LET'S DO IT!"

[*Raz*]

Im the old man, whats his name?

When I was on holiday skiing my cousin and sister used to wet themselves laughing at my old man impression then I realised it looks just like the wrinkly oldman with the half dead dog!!

Havent done the test yet!!!

Whos the guy who always whispers, and talks in long sentences one that really makes me laugh is he is talking about accidents not being planned then he says, ''I guess thats why they call em accidents'' please tell me you know who I mean!!!

x

[Mini_Magic]

Im the old man, whats his name?

Herbert.

Whos the guy who always whispers, and talks in long sentences one that really makes me laugh is he is talking about accidents not being planned then he says, ''I guess thats why they call em accidents'' please tell me you know who I mean!!!

Bruce.

List of characters from Family Guy

[Mini_Magic]

How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.

My new favorite Family Guy scene, you need to see it really for it to be funny.

His voice just makes the scene what it is.

[Angelic_Fruitcake]

I love that.... There's a couple of other references to it in other episodes too, Stewie mentions the novel in that voice and Brian just slaps him

[*Raz*]

Im the old man, whats his name?

Herbert.

Whos the guy who always whispers, and talks in long sentences one that really makes me laugh is he is talking about accidents not being planned then he says, ''I guess thats why they call em accidents'' please tell me you know who I mean!!!

Bruce.

List of characters from Family Guy

Thanks!! The old man is me I do the best impression!!!

How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.

My new favorite Family Guy scene, you need to see it really for it to be funny.

His voice just makes the scene what it is.

I was going to quote that

Has anyone seen it where (I cant remember exactly what happens) but Stewie does something that was successful and says 'Oh, well, this is so unexpected, I didnt even have a speech prepared' Then he rolls his tongue and eyes, pulls out a speech and puts on half moon glasses!! ITS CLASSIC!!!!!!

I was looking at more FG qutoes at work today!! Amazing! And I watched some last night round my friends house

Edited by *Raz*, 13 March 2008 - 08:13 PM.