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[roofless]

hark.............................

us that a v6?


a flat 4?


a v twin?



why no! - Its a V8

[mini93]

didnt gimme chance...heres the other one...there twins

[bloomers]

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my willy', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'
'There's something wrong with my ear', he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't *yellow human water* out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!

[Racer_Pete]

hark.............................

us that a v6?


a flat 4?


a v twin?



why no! - Its a V8

I think hes still dribbling over the MED engines from yesterday

[Shifty]

Right I'm gonna love ya and leave ya, spam ya later dudes!!!

[v8mini]

evening all

[Racer_Pete]

night night sleep tight, dont let Roof's LED'S keep you awake.

[bloomers]

Evening fellow spammer. How do you do? (no-one like my joke?)

[Racer_Pete]

Evening fellow spammer. How do you do? (no-one like my joke?)

Its to long for me, We like them short & sweet.
A woman went to her Doctors, she said she felt like a pair of curtains. The Doctor said pull yourself together.

[v8mini]

I think hes still dribbling over the MED engines from yesterday

not sure if i should stay a series of go for honda vtec seeing as the clubby front is nice size for it

[roofless]

I think hes still dribbling over the MED engines from yesterday

not sure if i should stay a series of go for honda vtec seeing as the clubby front is nice size for it

thats a bit small compared to the growler isnt it?

[v8mini]

one from my daughter...

two fish swimming around on says to the other "how do you drive this thing"

Edited by v8mini, 08 April 2008 - 10:36 PM.

[v8mini]

I think hes still dribbling over the MED engines from yesterday

not sure if i should stay a series of go for honda vtec seeing as the clubby front is nice size for it

thats a bit small compared to the growler isnt it?

i think the V8 was more the challenge of doing it, much prefer the clubby estate now, more pratical, can fit my RC planes in it

[roofless]

I think hes still dribbling over the MED engines from yesterday

not sure if i should stay a series of go for honda vtec seeing as the clubby front is nice size for it

thats a bit small compared to the growler isnt it?

i think the V8 was more the challenge of doing it, much prefer the clubby estate now, more pratical, can fit my RC planes in it

I'd go Vtec - big thrills, easy install, better value for money !

[roofless]

no good - must sleep - ZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.......................