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[roofless]

I think that was more due to people being paralytic Anorak!

this thread was the funniest thing I've been privvy to for ages last night , anyway back to more serious matters.......

I have a terrible hangover, my head hurts and it feels like a gorilla has sh*t in my mouth - would a supercharger or depth charger be the most suitable remedy?

Edited by roofless, 16 March 2008 - 09:10 AM.

[miniT]

This this thread is as good as tonights Harry Hills Tv Burp!!!

Really? I thought this thread was quite good actually

I just thought you all should all know that i'm leaving the forum for my own personal reasons.......





















Actually i've given it some thought, i'm BACK now.

Edited by miniT, 16 March 2008 - 09:35 AM.

[M1N1C00P3R1275]

if u ant to gain a 334.333% increase in power to weight ratio (horses to mini) u will need a old to eat ur key board for axpromitly 2 hours then find ur neigbors cat or dog preferbly a dog feed it a torque wrench then compress the dog into a barrel and place on the top of the drivers seat and u should gain a lot of power

[Shifty]

Morning Everone

Good Grief 21 pages of gibberish 9 bottles of becks, no wonder I'm feeling like utter C**p.

Haven't had a hangover like this for ages!!

I'm gonna have a shower and then its off to Malvern.

Seamus


Ps

If I were to chop the back off this thread, could I turn it into a Pick up?

[M1N1C00P3R1275]

Morning Everone

Good Grief 21 pages of gibberish 9 bottles of becks, no wonder I'm feeling like utter C**p.

Haven't had a hangover like this for ages!!

I'm gonna have a shower and then its off to Malvern.

Seamus


Ps

If I were to chop the back off this thread, could I turn it into a Pick up?

u could actully but only if u cut it from the back of its thread ans down to its post then make a roof from cylinder heads and rocker covers (chrome rocker covers only) ;>

[Bec]

I think Southern Comfort took a C**p in my head.

And I watched formula 1, how brilliant was it?!!! Go Mista Hamilton


On a more serious note, I've got a rattling noise coming from my mini's front end, I'll try and be more specific, it's everytime I listen, any ideas guys?

[M1N1C00P3R1275]

stuff your ear swith pubic hair from a bald rat

[Bec]

I've tried that, and they hung around for about a week and then Noah wanted them back

[v8mini]

On a more serious note, I've got a rattling noise coming from my mini's front end, I'll try and be more specific, it's everytime I listen, any ideas guys?

i've had the same problem, best way to stop it was to turn the ignition off and it goes away

[THE ANORAK]

today I'm looking for a new mini, must have absolutely no rust, just been through a complete re-build and restoration, full MOT, 12 months tax, full tank of petrol and new mats.

my budget is £250 but i could stretch to £275


oh and it would be nice if it was a special very limited edition model, like a Mayfair or something



anybody ????

forgot to add... whats the difference between an Austin mini, an Austin Rover mini and a Rover mini ???

Edited by THE ANORAK, 16 March 2008 - 11:05 AM.

[THE ANORAK]

On a more serious note, I've got a rattling noise coming from my mini's front end, I'll try and be more specific, it's everytime I listen, any ideas guys?

that sounds just like a problem i have with my 5cc honda hairdryer scooter thingy

anyone want to see some pics ????

it's got neon's !!!!

[THE ANORAK]

seen a mini today


anyone on here ???

[Shifty]

today I'm looking for a new mini, must have absolutely no rust, just been through a complete re-build and restoration, full MOT, 12 months tax, full tank of petrol and new mats.

my budget is £250 but i could stretch to £275


oh and it would be nice if it was a special very limited edition model, like a Mayfair or something



anybody ????

forgot to add... whats the difference between an Austin mini, an Austin Rover mini and a Rover mini ???

I have one for sale, if I send you a cheque for £5000 can you give the balance(in cash) to my shipping company who will then send you your car direct to your door this afternoon


General Watatussi

[THE ANORAK]

wanted

bits for my mini !!!!


offers above £10 please

[THE ANORAK]

i need a picture of a green 1979 mini fitted with red dunlop alloys, sitting in a field in Devon with a large tree and a small tree behind it, it must be facing north, with the sidelights on, a vapour trail in the sky from a British airways 737 on the way to Florida and the photo must have been taken on a Monday in April.

anyone help ????