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[Shifty]

I'll get me camera, could be worth £250 or ...................

I can see this sundays paper,


Johnny Vegas In *Drunk or yellow human water* up mini freak accident!!

I smell money?

[wolfys_mini]

*goes off to change wheels round*

if im not back by 10.30pm bury me next to the cat!

tell shifty i love him!

[roofless]

if hes not back by 10.30 can I have his monkey ?

[mini93]

no but u can spank his monkey

[Shifty]

I've just seen him look here

[roofless]

I've started his biography - it might be written by 10.30 - get the publishers on the phone, heres the cover shot

[roofless]

I've just seen him look here

I so love that !!

[Shifty]

Hmmmm, I find that strangely arousing?

[roofless]

Hmmmm, I find that strangely arousing?

are you coming out the closet ? the one the wife bought is big enough

[Racer_Pete]

My fricking wife has been on fleabay looking for furniture for our spare room, look at what shes bought!!
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...e...N:IT&ih=007

Its like somthing you would find on the Antiques Roadshow!

[Shifty]

Theres probably a body already in those closets!!

Bloody woman is hassling me to go an pick them up, just because i'v got the rest of the week off, damm her!!

Hamlet ad always make me laff

[XxsarahxX]

My fricking wife has been on fleabay looking for furniture for our spare room, look at what shes bought!!
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...e...N:IT&ih=007

Its like somthing you would find on the Antiques Roadshow!

eep its scary, looks like it would be jynxed lol or ud open it and find a mummy inside >__<

[Shifty]

Lads, quick its a girl, suck you bellies in(not as i've got one!!)

Mrs Shifty is raving about those fricking things

[Racer_Pete]

Lads, quick its a girl, suck you bellies in(not as i've got one!!)

Mrs Shifty is raving about those fricking things

The last 5 people who looked at her profile where blokes!
I see you there Monkey to!! lol

[XxsarahxX]

me?