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[Shifty]

Theres so much s*"t in the loft!! Have to clear it all out, Already have 10black bags full, (Talk about carbon footstamp or w.e) Hopefully moving house soon!

I hate jobs like that, I'm a compulsive hoarder.

Mrs Shifty tried to clear out the spare room, I reduced her 5 bin bags of useless junk to 1!!

New house = bigger garage/workshop/more garages?

Or are the 'rents just kicking you out?

[roofless]

Just promise me one thing..........................








You won't join mrs polishers judean cabriolet owners club(splitters) sic



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Or is it too late?






Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

SSSHHHhhhhh - she might be listening it was her that persuaded me to go into concourse today, and I'm not sure if she won anything . She was cleaning from 8.30am till gone 2pm she loaned me her battery powered hoover

I tell you man, these concourse chaps are seriously kitted out, I've seen pro valeters with less gear !

[Shifty]

My vacuum cleaner just did the worst thing it could possibly do

Emptied itself all over the hall

It did need emptying, but I didn't want to have to hoover the dirt all back in again to be able to throw it away

!!!!!

I thought that vacuuming came naturally to you birds?

[roofless]

Or are the 'rents just kicking you out?

or new bachelor / stud muffin penthouse / loft conversion in the making ?

[Shifty]

Just promise me one thing..........................








You won't join mrs polishers judean cabriolet owners club(splitters) sic



.............................................





Or is it too late?






Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

SSSHHHhhhhh - she might be listening it was her that persuaded me to go into concourse today, and I'm not sure if she won anything . She was cleaning from 8.30am till gone 2pm she loaned me her battery powered hoover

I tell you man, these concourse chaps are seriously kitted out, I've seen pro valeters with less gear !

I hope this is some sort of sick joke, because I can tell you young man, no one finds this funny?

[minili]

Oh har har >

As it goes I can fill the hoover with dirt quite easily, but I can't empty it, so it seems

At least, living on my own, there is nobody here to laugh at me when I do stupid things

[Shifty]

Oh har har >

As it goes I can fill the hoover with dirt quite easily, but I can't empty it, so it seems

At least, living on my own, there is nobody here to laugh at me when I do stupid things

Well I think I got off lightly here

[minili]

You did... after washing up, dusting and hoovering the house (including the stairs which are a bee-hatch), emptying, refilling, then emptying the hoover again, then putting the bin out, I haven't the energy to spank you, sorry!

[roofless]

I thought that vacuuming came naturally to you birds?

MUyUMu4Pmwg


tell you what, the kaisers look a lot fitter live, than on the telly dont they

[Shifty]

Oh yeah baby, you know what I like!!

Stairs, hmm thats the advantage of living in a bungalow!!

Anyway back to the spanking................................................................

[roofless]

I hope this is some sort of sick joke, because I can tell you young man, no one finds this funny?

I'll get me coat...............................................

[Shifty]

I hope this is some sort of sick joke, because I can tell you young man, no one finds this funny?

I'll get me coat...............................................

Not even pics of girls aloud in skimpys, will excuse the fact that you polished your exhaust!!!!!

[minili]

Oh yeah baby, you know what I like!!

Stairs, hmm thats the advantage of living in a bungalow!!

Anyway back to the spanking................................................................

My house is all on one floor..... The first floor !! (tis an upstairs maisonette)

And there will be no spanking! You'll have to find Roo for that

[Racer_Pete]

[quote name='shiftyseamus' date='Jun 15 2008, 09:49 PM' post='1016697']
No garage, But more parking!
Yeh down size'in, Only across the road from where we live now.

Ive just broke the light in the loft, The tube has broke, no its pitch black up there. so looks like ive finsihed that today.
When it fell down it strached the paint in the hallway. Hope my Mum dosent see it

[Shifty]

Oh yeah baby, you know what I like!!

Stairs, hmm thats the advantage of living in a bungalow!!

Anyway back to the spanking................................................................

My house is all on one floor..... The first floor !! (tis an upstairs maisonette)

And there will be no spanking! You'll have to find Roo for that

Hmmm, could kill 2 birds(no pun intended) with one stone!!!

copy her front end and get a spanking, thats what i'm talking about!!!