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[Racer_Pete]

''Pete, own up, did you hit your dad in the eye with dart?''


Shh dont tell.

[roofless]

yo yo yo yo its my man Roooflesssss

Don't worry about Bounce I've sorted him out!!!

How did the RR go?

kinda good by not ideal

got to 120 BHP in 4th gear ( at the wheels ) and she tried to jump off the rollers - to much power in too low a gear. It was tricky for them to set up so its an unofficial figure, but after much speculation, calculation and beer we reckon we're in the 160 - 170 region at the engine, and 145 - 155 at the wheels.

you dont loose many ponies through the transmission on an R1 ( thats me doing my worst clarkson impression ) so we have been a bit conservative.

all in all - chuffed

On a more serious note:

If I had taken my dog to be photographed by Monty from miniworld, would I have got a better throttle response ?

[Shifty]

Depend on the type of dog, I hear that if you fit a greyhound with a stg2 kit it will out perform a daschound with a st4. Thats what my mate down the pubs says and he has a conviction for dog related offences so hes bound to know

[Bec]

I'm thinking of installing a 42" plasma screen on my mini's roof for crows to watch, do you think it will be ok in the rain if I hold an umbrella over it?

[Racer_Pete]

Thats what my mate down the pub says

Did you know..... that peanuts are used in dynamite.

[roofless]

Depend on the type of dog, I hear that if you fit a greyhound with a stg2 kit it will out perform a daschound with a st4. Thats what my mate down the pubs says and he has a conviction for dog related offences so hes bound to know

is that that pup-fiddler geezer, cant deal with him anymore.

he sold me some low profiles for the west highland terrier and she handles worse now than when she was running full slicks.

[roofless]

I'm thinking of installing a 42" plasma screen on my mini's roof for crows to watch, do you think it will be ok in the rain if I hold an umbrella over it?

In recent tests with seagulls high definition 50" LCD's proved more effective. Pidgeons however still seem to respond better to traditional CRT monitors.

dont ask me why ? its all just statistics.

Give me a budgie and a hand-held any day

[roofless]

Thats what my mate down the pub says

Did you know..... that peanuts are used in dynamite.

False - the next person will suggest something related to ladies and peanut smuggling tee-shirt scenarios.

[Shifty]

On a serious note, have you noticed out mate robjaxon(fevmeister) is here again!!

Starting to get lippy again as well


Sorry to hear about your westie have you reduced the psi? I understand that westies require a max of 23.56 psi. What colour shopping cart are you using to transport them in?

[roofless]

On a serious note, have you noticed out mate robjaxon(fevmeister) is here again!!

Starting to get lippy again as well


Sorry to hear about your westie have you reduced the psi? I understand that westies require a max of 23.56 psi. What colour shopping cart are you using to transport them in?

answers in the following order - no priority, just as they come - could arguably be relative in either instance.

a. no.
b. will search and destroy
c. standard asda green

[Shifty]

Oh dear, Asda green, I'm sorry I didn't realise you were THAT sort of owner, my sincere apologies and I hope you will be happy together

Once again, sorry for any confusion.

Henry pup-fiddler(twice removed)

[Racer_Pete]

Did you know.... that the eletric chair was invented by a dentist

[roofless]

Oh dear, Asda green, I'm sorry I didn't realise you were THAT sort of owner, my sincere apologies and I hope you will be happy together

Once again, sorry for any confusion.

Henry pup-fiddler(twice removed)

Hey - thats harsh !

OK we had a poor season in 2006 and waitrose pulled the sponsorship, Asda have been good to us and offered a much better package than Iceland.

WE are currently in talks with Makro but stability and drag coefficients have yet to be confirmed.

[Racer_Pete]

FIND EM URSELF IF THEY ARNT FOR A MINI!

Now now no need to be rude.

FIND EM URSELF IF THEY ARNT FOR A MINI!

OFF YOU

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I see what you mean. lol

[roofless]

Did you know.... that the eletric chair was invented by a dentist

You've got a new book - hav'nt you.

one of those books you get from discount book resellers for Christmas, but you put off reading it till about 4 months after Christmas because it looks really pants.