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[MaxAndPaddy]

I need a welder....Mrs Max wants to learn

God help us all

[Shifty]

Buy one then, welding is ace fun!!

I've just been teaching the apprentice at work how to weld(saves me doing it!!)

[MaxAndPaddy]

I'd be hopeless...no patience

She can weld I'l be the mechanic that sups alot of tea

[Shifty]

I thought you had a welder?

[MaxAndPaddy]

Nope not yet....need a beginners one for Jane

Bye bye garage, hello fire extinguisher

[Shifty]

I learned to weld by setting stuff on fire!!!

When I was 15 I burned the roof off a garage!!

[MaxAndPaddy]

Well when you come up for the MG rally you can give her a lesson

You should of bought that one last night

[Shifty]

Nah, I like my balls as they are(still attached!!)

Yeah baby, I can teach your wife!!!

[MaxAndPaddy]

HaHaaaaaaaaaa she is mental...she makes me seem normal

Good luck with that one!

[Shifty]

I've met your wife!!

[MaxAndPaddy]

Yeah but she behaved...first impressions and all that

Shes nuts!

[Shifty]

So what shows are you going to this year then?

[MaxAndPaddy]

Saw that one on tonight, not too far away, but think its a bit too powsh for us...you have to apply for a place

Ben wants to do Stanford again, stopped looking for others they're all miles away

[Shifty]

Himley hall? thats closer.

[MaxAndPaddy]

Thats probably further than Stanford ya muppet!

MGB rallys here I comeeeeeee ra ra ra