

Does Jordan Drive A Merc Slk?
#1
Posted 02 April 2008 - 07:35 AM

#2
Posted 02 April 2008 - 07:59 AM
#3
Posted 02 April 2008 - 08:34 AM

Matilda & I were undertaken & cut up by an SLK with the reg XX KJP driven by a pretty brunette of about my age. I had to slam on the brakes & swerve to avoid us being spun onto the central reservation & was so furious I forgot where Matilda's horn was. >

If I catch up with her again (I believe she lives down the road), I shall punch her in the t*ts.

#4
Posted 02 April 2008 - 08:36 AM

Edited by GreaseMonkey, 02 April 2008 - 08:36 AM.
#5
Posted 02 April 2008 - 08:40 AM
she doesnt need airbags does she
She will do if Matilda & I bump into her again.

#6
Posted 02 April 2008 - 08:41 AM

#7
Posted 02 April 2008 - 08:43 AM

dont you punching her in the breasticles! you shall come back with a black eye!

buuuut!
then you can sell you story how jordan gave you a black eye...get loads of penny notes and spend them on matilda and tommy

#8
Posted 02 April 2008 - 09:40 AM

#9
Posted 02 April 2008 - 09:46 AM
Thats true but aston said in the papers she wasnt getting one, they would not sell her one in pink.She said on Top Gear she was getting a pink Aston
she then claimed she was joking and bought an X5?
#10
Posted 02 April 2008 - 09:51 AM
Thats true but aston said in the papers she wasnt getting one, they would not sell her one in pink.She said on Top Gear she was getting a pink Aston
she then claimed she was joking and bought an X5?
Thank god for that

#11
Posted 02 April 2008 - 09:55 AM

You'd think that if you were such a well-known person and likely to get recognised, you'd want to eep a lower profile than usual on the roads, not go round cutting people up

Assuming that was her of course!
#12
Posted 02 April 2008 - 09:56 AM
Thank you ladies.
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Matilda & I were undertaken & cut up by an SLK with the reg XX KJP driven by a pretty brunette of about my age. I had to slam on the brakes & swerve to avoid us being spun onto the central reservation & was so furious I forgot where Matilda's horn was. >![]()
If I catch up with her again (I believe she lives down the road), I shall punch her in the t*ts.
LMAO!!!
People like that must think they own the road.
How can Aston refuse someone's custom, due to the colour they want? You just buy one in any old colour and get it resprayed pink!
Edited by RobJaxon, 02 April 2008 - 09:57 AM.
#13
Posted 02 April 2008 - 10:10 AM
They're like 32DD now I think, they used to be 32EE/GG or something.
Edited by RobJaxon, 02 April 2008 - 10:10 AM.
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 10:42 AM



#15
Posted 02 April 2008 - 10:57 AM
Peter Andre always shops in broadbridge heath tesco's on a Thursday.
I like them i always watch there programme.
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