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[RobJaxon]

lmao

[*Raz*]

Thank you ladies.

Matilda & I were undertaken & cut up by an SLK with the reg XX KJP driven by a pretty brunette of about my age. I had to slam on the brakes & swerve to avoid us being spun onto the central reservation & was so furious I forgot where Matilda's horn was. >

If I catch up with her again (I believe she lives down the road), I shall punch her in the t*ts.

Aww Poor Matilda and Juju

Ive looked after her children (probably more than she does actually ). I worked in a leisure center for nearly 3 years and quite often the children used to come in with Jordans mum.

Raz xx

[Retro_10s]

sell this story to the news of the world, they'd lap it up.....

[Rob Himself]

i dont see what there is to like about them

an insecure woman who's only way to feel better about herself is to have surgery, she used to be quite good looking, but now i would be surprised if as many people like her. i certainly dont.

peter andre is so far up his own arsehole its unbelieveable!

they are on the front of the "glossy celeb" mags every week, it drives me mental, nobody (apart from lois, it seems) cares about them.

oh what story can we get printed to make the public give us moe sympathy!

Well said, squire! Anyone who needs that much plastic surgery has got some serious self-confidence / self-perception / mental health issues.


Come on, if your mum came to pick you up from school looking like this, wouldn't you feel embarassed and ashamed?!





...and that's before you get bullied at school for being called Junior Savva, or Princes Tiaamii.

Edited by Rob Himself, 02 April 2008 - 05:41 PM.

[*Raz*]

Thank you ladies.

Matilda & I were undertaken & cut up by an SLK with the reg XX KJP driven by a pretty brunette of about my age. I had to slam on the brakes & swerve to avoid us being spun onto the central reservation & was so furious I forgot where Matilda's horn was. >

If I catch up with her again (I believe she lives down the road), I shall punch her in the t*ts.

Aww Poor Matilda and Juju

Ive looked after her children (probably more than she does actually ). I worked in a leisure center for nearly 3 years and quite often the children used to come in with Jordans mum.

Raz xx

Im assuming you mean child? as the middle ones only 2 , no you do probably mean children... werent they a bit young to be playing squash?

You assume wrong. I meant children, seeing as she had 2 when I worked there. Harvey and Junior. Junior was only about 18 months/2 years when I was there, dont know how old he is now! I worked in the junior adventure play area ''Softplay Area''.

Edited by *Raz*, 02 April 2008 - 05:52 PM.

[wolfys_mini]

thank you rob, i speak my mind

[mini93]

bloody hate her, just aargh everything annoys me about her, just why have such big airbags? and shes not even pretty why have all that surgery and not do anything (decent) with her looks

[*Raz*]

she is pretty, no doubting that

LOL I hope your being sarky!

Pretty UGLY you mean!

Edited by *Raz*, 02 April 2008 - 06:28 PM.

[wolfys_mini]

i think she could be if she didnt wear as much make up, wore more clothes ( ) and had normal sized breasts.

her voice is kinda annoying, although i cant really talk, the one and only brummie farmer

[Juju]

Congratulations for turning this thread into a character assassination of someone who obviously has a lot of self-image problems & enjoys the company of men. Interesting that this thread is mostly male biased in the criticism of this woman.................

I only started this thread because I thought I recognised this person driving without respect for other road users.

Edited by Juju, 03 April 2008 - 07:29 AM.

[Mini_Magic]

Sorry Juju, we really were only joking around.

[pogie]

Congratulations for turning this thread into a character assassination of someone who obviously has a lot of self-image problems & enjoys the company of men. Interesting that this thread is mostly male biased in the criticism of this woman.................

I only started this thread because I thought I recognised this person driving without respect for other road users.

Hmm, I see where you're coming from JuJu, but I don't think she needs a character assassination, rather as she's done a pretty good job of performing here own character suicide. I am no fan of Jordan, but I do feel that she knows exactly what she is doing, and is making as much money as she can while her looks / notoriety lasts.

Anyway, sorry to here she cut you up. I remember getting the impression from when she was on Top Gear that she drove like a thoughtless tw#t.

Edited by pogie, 03 April 2008 - 08:14 AM.