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#1 A KIRK

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 04:25 PM

I just wondered as driving around for a living, I've noticed lots of gorgeous ladies around not wearing much, but haven't seen an ugly lass since the sun has come out.

So do these less desireable women go into hiding or something?

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 04:28 PM

Aren't we coming into the marriage season, in this case that would explain it!!!!!!

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 04:36 PM

Ugly people generally dont like the sun or tans of any description :thumbsup:

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 05:26 PM

I just wondered as driving around for a living, I've noticed lots of gorgeous ladies around not wearing much, but haven't seen an ugly lass since the sun has come out.

So do these less desireable women go into hiding or something?

Maybe you just don't notice them because your too busy looking at the gorgeous ladies

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 05:31 PM

Haha! It is strange i must admit! You need to be at uni at this time of year, as soon as the sun came out this week they just seemed to appear out of nowhere! :thumbsup:

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 05:49 PM

Maybe you just don't notice them because your too busy looking at the gorgeous ladies


:thumbsup: I'm sure that's more likely it than there not being any uglies about! There were plenty on the streets of london today and many, many tubbies!! :thumbsup:

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 08:28 PM

All I know is the wife tends to stay in doors this time of year. :genius: This may answer your question :P

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 08:35 PM

indeed.. mine's f***ed off and left me!!

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 08:37 PM

indeed.. mine's f***ed off and left me!!


Some people get all the luck. :P I wish mine would do that :genius:

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 08:46 PM

I think she may be coming back though :P.. still, the washing up is getting a bit stinky and could do with some attention.

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 08:55 PM

I think she may be coming back though :P.. still, the washing up is getting a bit stinky and could do with some attention.


Change the locks before it's to late and get a Labrador :) Very good for cleaning plates etc. :genius:

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 09:10 PM

I think my wife id dead. :genius:


The sex is the same but the dishes are piling up in the sink :P

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 09:14 PM

I just wondered as driving around for a living, I've noticed lots of gorgeous ladies around not wearing much, but haven't seen an ugly lass since the sun has come out.

So do these less desireable women go into hiding or something?

omg i was just thinking the same thing driving through shipley the other day!!!!!!!11
they all have shorts and small dinky tops on :P

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 09:16 PM

I think she may be coming back though :P.. still, the washing up is getting a bit stinky and could do with some attention.

does everyone hate their wife?

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 09:36 PM

I think she may be coming back though :P.. still, the washing up is getting a bit stinky and could do with some attention.

does everyone hate their wife?


not everyone, just married men.

i don't hate her, she's just a pain in the proverbial sometimes.




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