46 replies to this topic

[Checkmate]

lol i think what happens is you tend to find even the ugly ones attractive as they all wear the short skirts and dinky tops!!!!

[tomsbluemini]

mine's not my wife yet, but she's 26 weeks pregnant...

that can get a bit difficult sometimes...

her lump gets in the way, so she cant reach the sink ... and she's not one of the uglies either...

Edited by tomsbluemini, 10 May 2008 - 10:27 PM.

[Bigideas]

... and she's not one of the uglies either...

Just give it time

[tomsbluemini]

Just give it time

You've not met her - yummiest mummy in history

[Black.Ghost]

I think my wife id dead.


The sex is the same but the dishes are piling up in the sink

PMSL.

I do love this time of year.

[RobJaxon]

Just give it time

You've not met her - yummiest mummy in history

post pics, and we'll be the judge!

[A KIRK]

Well it certainly is a dangerous time of year to be driving for a living, I mean how do I explain to the insurance company oh sorry I rear ended the car in front because I was looking and admiring the gorgeous young lady walking along the path with a lovely short skirt and low cut top.

Well I guess its going to be a hard summer of driving, but someone has to do it

[oli8925]

Well it certainly is a dangerous time of year to be driving for a living, I mean how do I explain to the insurance company oh sorry I rear ended the car in front because I was looking and admiring the gorgeous young lady walking along the path with a lovely short skirt and low cut top.

Well I guess its going to be a hard summer of driving, but someone has to do it

inyourendo!

[Scott.Tamson]

I think she may be coming back though .. still, the washing up is getting a bit stinky and could do with some attention.

does everyone hate their wife?

not everyone, just married men.

i don't hate her, she's just a pain in the proverbial sometimes.

Pmsl

[Senile Old Git]

lol i think what happens is you tend to find even the ugly ones attractive as they all wear the short skirts and dinky tops!!!!

Agreed! ... Just proves how shallow men are though .... But who gives two sh***

[Senile Old Git]

At the end of the day, you need a wife for the following reasons:

COOKING
CLEANING
& THE RUMPY PUMPY



As a mate of mine suggested .. go for Sub contracted labour, it works out cheaper!

[Bec]

Or it's the daytime beer goggles getting full use

[biggav]

At the end of the day, you need a wife for the following reasons:

COOKING
CLEANING
& THE RUMPY PUMPY



As a mate of mine suggested .. go for Sub contracted labour, it works out cheaper!

Eddie Jordan once advised a friend of mine, "if it Floats, Fly's or F***s, RENT IT!!"

[Git]

I just wondered as driving around for a living, I've noticed lots of gorgeous ladies around not wearing much, but haven't seen an ugly lass since the sun has come out.

So do these less desireable women go into hiding or something?

No, they go to Wellingborough

[Holly]

Im still out and about