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[Dog]

Would it be innappropriate to point out to dog that in his post in the offending thread he said:

A typo is a single mistake, like mis-spelling Cilt Bang, amd putting Clit-Bang

Any one would know its CILLIT bang!!! And please tell me "amd" was a deliberate typo!

So could I get a yellow card for this post?

amd - was indeed, a typo, fat fingers you see...

[89red]

Would it be innappropriate to point out to dog that in his post in the offending thread he said:

A typo is a single mistake, like mis-spelling Cilt Bang, amd putting Clit-Bang

Any one would know its CILLIT bang!!! And please tell me "amd" was a deliberate typo!

So could I get a yellow card for this post?

hey, i am impressed that you were able to find it!

and please no product placement in future or you will be off!

[minivanman]

Someone's just sent me this:

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say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions
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the Islets of Langerhans.

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worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a
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at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done
to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting
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rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who
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it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which
became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair.

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stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while.
I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic
opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other
drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't
really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after
you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this
was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to
what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like
parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a
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unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive,
abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not Good.

You can tell whoever wrote it had been suppressing a lot of rage!

[lemmingzappa]

I havent read all this thread because I know that nothing anyone says can justify the abuse of power on this forum.

*Banned*

[*Raz*]

My opinion is that the TMF mods do a brilliant job and shouldnt be slated Thanks mods!

^^what she said good girl

i do belive i am allowed to have an opinion

Of course Your not this is TMF

Now ssshuuush

Im sorry but that isnt really nice is it ? As 89red just said, everyone is entitled to a fair opinion, now i hate to come across as really arrogant but maybe some of us should think about what we are saying and what affect its going to have before we post.

Anybody who Knows Raz (which to be fair i dont much) But they will know that this isnt her being Rude, Just being Cute like she does lol.

Craig

Craig, you trying to get in my good books now ?! Just kidding!

Ah chill out GreaseMonkey, I was kidding! 'Shhuuush'' isnt really that insulting!!! Jebus!

I understand what 89Red is saying but I also see how much work the mods do in other areas and sometimes I just think it goes a little un-noticed by some people, and at times they get taken for granted. A LOT of work goes into making this forum friendly, helpful and fun too. They are just trying to keep the forum family friendly and also professional. Ive been on a few forums that havent kept me that interested because loads of the members are horrible to one another/swear words/abuse/forum bullying and its not nice. TMF is by FAR the best online forum. Think of this Yellow/red card mod that Jammy has just done for the forum. You suggested it, what, a day ago? And See how quickly action was taken to do something about the suggestion. Jammy spent his time on HIS weekend to do that! I think we should start actually thanking mods for the work they do, hactually

Anyway, you cant please everyone

Thank you all for your time

Peace out

Edited by *Raz*, 26 May 2008 - 10:47 PM.

[Mini-Mad-Craig]

haha maybe i am Did you read the followup post ?

[*Raz*]

Lol! I just read it! You are silly

[GreaseMonkey]

Ah chill out GreaseMonkey, I was kidding! 'Shhuuush'' isnt really that insulting!!! Jebus!

Sorry, could say i was abit "grouchy" last night

[*Raz*]

Ah chill out GreaseMonkey, I was kidding! 'Shhuuush'' isnt really that insulting!!! Jebus!

Sorry, could say i was abit "grouchy" last night

I hope you are un grouchy today

*dont worry, be happy*

[GreaseMonkey]

I hope you are un grouchy today

Sure am

[millsminis]

Seeing as I am the Mod that starting this complaint topic, I suppose I should reply.....

As I put in the 'Competitions' topic I put a warning up as I felt no-one made an attempt to help the member or assist him they just continuously kept going on about spelling mistakes, whose to say that the member isn't dyslexic etc??

Also the reason I closed the topic is Danny3320 who was the Topic Originator asked for the topic to be closed.....I didn't close it because I felt it needed to be closed.

[Adcuz]

Someone's just sent me this:

..disturbing message...

You can tell whoever wrote it had been suppressing a lot of rage!

what the hell!?!?!

[89red]

ok maybe a post explaining why you had closed would have made sense. the post you did leave seemed a bit headmasterish. If you look at the topic again it was nothing to do with danny ,all that was posted to him was "its won not won" by Dog, then someone pulls Dog up on his grammer and they have some banter between themselves. other than being off topic i think you overreacted by closing it.

i am surprised danny asked for it to be closed as the spelling misake was pointed out nicely enough.

Everyone spells words incorrectly on here, but the word WUN instead of WON seemed to be spelt with the intent of being a bit cool. but i may be wrong there.

If a member is dyslecsic ( spelt wrongly i guess, but i cant be ars3d to look it up) then they will have to take it on the chin when people point things out. Its a hard nasty world out there and the cotton wools run out.

Edited by 89red, 27 May 2008 - 11:50 PM.

[minili]

It wasn't really pointed out that nicely, also a couple of members then went completely off on a tangent about it.

If I started a thread and it got hijacked like that I'd ask for it to be closed too You'd just think why bother

[lemmingzappa]

i'm dissapointed with the staff for removal of my thread/post, this has the same context.

Edited by lemmingzappa, 28 May 2008 - 01:17 AM.