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Posted 22 October 2019 - 03:28 PM

The guys on our shop floor have just asked the question, does a platapus taste more like a duck or a beaver?

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Posted 22 October 2019 - 08:51 PM

The guys on our shop floor have just asked the question, does a platapus taste more like a duck or a beaver?

.... & if they taste more like beaver are Catholics allowed to eat them on Fridays & during lent ?

(during the 17th century the Roman catholic church designated beavers as being fish)



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Posted 23 October 2019 - 09:32 AM

Probably neither as it's the last remaining member of it's genus.



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Posted 24 October 2019 - 09:03 AM

Must taste good if it's genius

 

As it lays eggs, it should taste like a bird...

 

Feathers or hair ?

 

Make sure you pluck it....or it will be like eating a rug



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Posted 25 October 2019 - 06:11 PM

A guy a work reckons the platapus is an alien that got stuck on earth. I reckon he might be onto something with this theory.

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Posted 25 October 2019 - 06:36 PM

The guys on our shop floor have just asked the question, does a platapus taste more like a duck or a beaver?

 

I recon it tastes the same as both, with it's tongue.


Edited by DeadSquare, 25 October 2019 - 06:39 PM.


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Posted 26 October 2019 - 08:34 AM

A guy a work reckons the platapus is an alien that got stuck on earth. I reckon he might be onto something with this theory.

A semi-aquatic egg laying mammal from another planet?   there's a lot of frozen water on Pluto -perhaps it was once warmer....  

a  Pluto-Puss?

Perhaps it tastes more like Cat :X



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Posted 11 March 2020 - 10:18 PM

Haven't been on this thread for ages but got a few random thoughts for people to ponder over.

If you use an iron in a hotel, and you left it on, and it burnt the hotel down killing everyone inside, would you get done for manslaughter? (courtesy of someone I work with)

Why when there is a food product with a range of flavours, is it that my favourite one is the one that always gets discountinued?

Why can't I remember the third random thought I was going to post?

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Posted 11 March 2020 - 11:38 PM

Why when you see 'New and Improved' always means it's worse?



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Posted 12 March 2020 - 01:06 AM

Why when you see 'New and Improved' always means it's worse?

It is  'New and Improved' because it is cheaper to produce........



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Posted 12 March 2020 - 06:53 AM

How can it be both New AND Improved?



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Posted 14 March 2020 - 05:27 PM


If you use an iron in a hotel, and you left it on, and it burnt the hotel down killing everyone inside, would you get done for manslaughter? (courtesy of someone I work with)
 

 

 

No because they should have sufficient fire detection and suppression systems to allow a safe evacuation.

 

If the above scenario happened then management would be sweating bullets over the upcoming reaming they'd get from H&S.



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Posted 22 March 2020 - 10:32 PM

The guys on our shop floor have just asked the question, does a platapus taste more like a duck or a beaver?

As it can lay eggs and lactate, can it make its own custard?



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Posted 06 April 2020 - 11:11 AM

What happened to Sonikk1, 2 & 3?



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Posted 09 April 2020 - 06:21 AM

What happened to Sonikk1, 2 & 3?

Roadkill !

They made it across to the hard shoulder then stopped for a rest not realising it was a 'smart' motorway.






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