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[M J W J]

The guys on our shop floor have just asked the question, does a platapus taste more like a duck or a beaver?

[Itsaminithing]

The guys on our shop floor have just asked the question, does a platapus taste more like a duck or a beaver?

.... & if they taste more like beaver are Catholics allowed to eat them on Fridays & during lent ?

(during the 17th century the Roman catholic church designated beavers as being fish)

[r3k1355]

Probably neither as it's the last remaining member of it's genus.

[Retroman]

Must taste good if it's genius

 

As it lays eggs, it should taste like a bird...

 

Feathers or hair ?

 

Make sure you pluck it....or it will be like eating a rug

[M J W J]

A guy a work reckons the platapus is an alien that got stuck on earth. I reckon he might be onto something with this theory.

[DeadSquare]

The guys on our shop floor have just asked the question, does a platapus taste more like a duck or a beaver?

 

I recon it tastes the same as both, with it's tongue.

Edited by DeadSquare, 25 October 2019 - 06:39 PM.

[Itsaminithing]

A guy a work reckons the platapus is an alien that got stuck on earth. I reckon he might be onto something with this theory.

A semi-aquatic egg laying mammal from another planet?   there's a lot of frozen water on Pluto -perhaps it was once warmer....  

a  Pluto-Puss?

Perhaps it tastes more like Cat

[M J W J]

Haven't been on this thread for ages but got a few random thoughts for people to ponder over.

If you use an iron in a hotel, and you left it on, and it burnt the hotel down killing everyone inside, would you get done for manslaughter? (courtesy of someone I work with)

Why when there is a food product with a range of flavours, is it that my favourite one is the one that always gets discountinued?

Why can't I remember the third random thought I was going to post?

[panky]

Why when you see 'New and Improved' always means it's worse?

[xrocketengineer]

Why when you see 'New and Improved' always means it's worse?

It is  'New and Improved' because it is cheaper to produce........

[GraemeC]

How can it be both New AND Improved?

[r3k1355]

If you use an iron in a hotel, and you left it on, and it burnt the hotel down killing everyone inside, would you get done for manslaughter? (courtesy of someone I work with)
 

 

 

No because they should have sufficient fire detection and suppression systems to allow a safe evacuation.

 

If the above scenario happened then management would be sweating bullets over the upcoming reaming they'd get from H&S.

[Podman]

The guys on our shop floor have just asked the question, does a platapus taste more like a duck or a beaver?

As it can lay eggs and lactate, can it make its own custard?

[Mini Manannán]

What happened to Sonikk1, 2 & 3?

[Itsaminithing]

What happened to Sonikk1, 2 & 3?

Roadkill !

They made it across to the hard shoulder then stopped for a rest not realising it was a 'smart' motorway.